001. [ radio ]

[theaverageone]

[ Quarantine is pretty reasonable for a virus, even if absolutely nothing else about the situation is reasonable in the least, so he didn't argue when he was told they had to make sure he wasn't infected. But all in all, being locked in a room isn't the most desirable thing in the world ]Okay, I've been in here four days and haven't turned into a

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[visestvita]

Are the accommodation arrangements not to your liking?

[theaverageone]

Are people even supposed to like quarantine? Uh, I was just curious.

[visestvita]

I don't imagine it will be much longer before you're let out and then you can start making yourself useful.

[theaverageone]

What exactly do you mean by useful? Up until now my life's been a high school comedy of errors! I'm not cut out to be a shotgun-toting action hero!

[evervigil]

Not yet. Do you require something?

[theaverageone]

A million dollars? ...No, these don't seem like people who are up for jokes. I'm fine. I was just wondering, that's all.

[evervigil]

I'll bring dinner down. Or what passes for dinner here.

[theaverageone]

Thanks. You guys seem to be pretty organized, here.

[suze_querida]

Not until they give you the OK, unfortunately.

[theaverageone]

Yeah, I was starting to suspect that.

[suze_querida]

At least they give you radio contact while you're in there.

[theaverageone]

It's the most reasonable quarantine I've ever been in, I'll say that much.