Just because pirates were fun when you were a kid & hollywood has glamorized their lifestyle, doesn't make them sweet as hell. There was no attractive Johnny Depp in the pirate life. They were all dirty and nasty thieves. Toothless Mongrels. Soulless murderers. They didn't have the swordplay skills that they do in the movies. No no no no.
Now, ninjas. They're trained assassins. They're historically cool as fuck. If you put a ninja up against a pirate, you know who would win? The ninja. Ninjas are skilled. It's like giving a prostitute scissors and telling her to cut hair. Just because she shaves her cooter (or not), doesn't make her a hairdesigner.
Okay, maybe that was a terrible and appalling analogy, but you know what I mean.
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Just because pirates were fun when you were a kid & hollywood has glamorized their lifestyle, doesn't make them sweet as hell. There was no attractive Johnny Depp in the pirate life. They were all dirty and nasty thieves. Toothless Mongrels. Soulless murderers. They didn't have the swordplay skills that they do in the movies. No no no no.
Now, ninjas. They're trained assassins. They're historically cool as fuck. If you put a ninja up against a pirate, you know who would win? The ninja. Ninjas are skilled. It's like giving a prostitute scissors and telling her to cut hair. Just because she shaves her cooter (or not), doesn't make her a hairdesigner.
Okay, maybe that was a terrible and appalling analogy, but you know what I mean.
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