Shock Therapy available real cheap.....

[lasciviae]

Wow, you know what it's like when you have a major revelation, but it's more like you just got hit with a sack or oranges in the head. People, I have issues, and I don't mean the typical, no one loves me cause I like to bite kind either. I think it's time to consider and actively seek help. My dog, Bear, who some of you know is a 140 lb rottweiler

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[sister_maryfuck]

You know, it is moments like these that I think, I AM normal.

[dary_cow]

who the fuck do you think your kidding your just as abnormal as she is. PMSL and after your reply we can add delusional to that as well. *smirk*

[sister_maryfuck]

Moooo!

[lasciviae]

Please, don't mock the inmates, it makes them upset!, lol.

[rimestock]

Actually, you know something?

They're right.

You're utterly nutters.

[tapedeck]

...and with a post like that, I declare that you are 100% tmi_chix material. heh

[tarotgoddess]

I woke up dreaming of cleaning the bird's cage for whom I am petsitting. He's green parraot with a horrible disposition. The cage is such that when you slide the tray out, there is a 4 inch opening, plenty of room for him to get out. And he constantly tries to bite. I used a metal spoon to fill his food bowl. Last night the dogs were barking and he was screaming. I hate that bird. When the cage gets real nasty I'll put on work gloves and clean it, maybe even let him out to his kitchen perch.

But it's just distressing that I wasted dream time on him.

A couple years ago I was petting my parents' cat's head. There was a hard lump and it burst open - about a quarter teaspoon of puss. Totally gross. But oddly relieving, eh?

Goddammit! I wish these commentators would shut the fuck up and let us hear the names of the 9/11 dead!