craniorectal coincidence

[larvatus]

The popping sound you never hear:
Your head departing from your rear.

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[secrethistoryx]

wonderful!

thank you

[larvatus]

As a Masshole turned Californicator, I attest to the ear-muffling effect of asshats.

Re: thank you

[secrethistoryx]

I agree, but if only the asshats of our town were as colorful as Donald Pleasance. I dream of moving to be near my old friends in Cambridge almost every day (there are no Park Slope/Williamsburg dreams for me)... but it seems I'm quite rooted here for now. And my armadillo skin helps when it comes to the he-who-talks-loudest-wins strategy out here -- it's only distressing when some of your closest comrades become those people.

the asshats of our town

[larvatus]

Oh, they are colorful all right. I admit an occasional twinge of nostalgia for their portrayals by Fred Rexer, regrettably displaced to a shoveling detail at his ranch in Texas. As for me, there is little to choose betwixt bullshit and horseshit.