I think that I would think I was absolutely nuts. It would sure clarify a LOT of pet issues in my house, though, such as who & why is peeing in the hall, why does Gracie hate Annie so much & why does Annie, knowing that, ruin lap-time for Gracie by sauntering into the room? Why does Callie escape the yard on occasion, and where was she the entire week she went missing in January?
What do they think about the foods we feed them? Why is Princess so damned dumb (lab/shar pei mix), and what is Paisley's problem with me?

I don't think I'd really want to know some of those answers. I haven't always been the nicest to my pets. :(