Why did I dye my hair black? Did I think it was going to make any difference? I guess I must have been thinking that if I changed enough small details of my appearance, it would make up for the huge reasons I'm very easy to recognize if you know who you're looking for.
I must have been high.
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Also, poor Lar. Even if I'm pretty sure his problems are his fault, poor Lar.
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And the 'potato' tag is because I'm easily amused by non-sequiters. (And I had a friend in high school who worked at Wattaburger and stole a roll of 'potato' stickers and stuck them on EVERYTHING. Including all my stuff. No context, just plain black on white text, 'POTATO'. So. That word is funny now.)
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Security machete just wants to be close to you forever and ever and ever. So close. Right in there by your carotids.
And guhhh poor Mort.
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