they're not called accidents, they're "collisions"

[lapsusxlinguae]

yesterday I rode a dirt bike for the first time. this is noteworthy because 1) I don't drive things and 2) for me, living on the edge means I'm about to fall out of the swivel chair in front of the computer, so yes.

my brother helped me! it went something like this.

BROTHER: this is the on/off switch. it needs to be on.
ME: [~totally~ has this]  yep,

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[cynthiahelena]

hahahahahha
i laughed my ass off reading this
haven't been on LJ in a while, clearly:)

you DO NOT need a motorcycle, to be clear

i hope you're having fun at the beach!