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[load_of_bull]

[Yylfordt's voice is a little tense, mildly strained. Even annoyed. This frustratingly simple life is getting to him.]

So when people aren't freezing to death or singing like lunatics escaped from the circus and severely drugged up, what do you like to do to relax? What the fuck keeps you so calm and content here?

[Because surely people can't

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[revengeisalie]

What do we do, indeed? Personally, I enjoy a quiet reading hour and long walks on the beach.

I guess cheap would be mostly vegetable dishes. Try steaming them for health benefits and ease of preparation.

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[load_of_bull]

[Just imagine this is a particularly obnoxious orange. Because I want to spare your eyes.]

That's it? Doesn't sound very exciting.

Thanks. I don't know much about food, so that's useful.

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[revengeisalie]

It's supposed to be calming, isn't it?

You're welcome. You could also always try catching your own fish, if you're good at that.

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[load_of_bull]

Depends on the type of person you are.

Someone offered to teach me how to do that. It sounds like a good idea.

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[revengeisalie]

What type of person are you, then?

Something like that is always useful to know.

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[load_of_bull]

I like my life to be less boring.

Haven't needed to eat food for a long time, so I guess it really is.

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[revengeisalie]

"Boring" can be surprisingly nice sometimes! You know, between all the freakiness. I get enough of that here.

Not? So then you aren't human?

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[load_of_bull]

I've never cared for boring. But I guess I have no real choice here.

I am now. But I'm not usually.

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[revengeisalie]

Go tame a dragon or something.

Ah. So this island makes non-humans human.

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[load_of_bull]

Now that does sound like fun.

Human-ish. I've still got some of my powers and a hole in my chest. Can't fly any more, though.

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[revengeisalie]

See? You can find your own entertainment!

Hole in your chest? That would sound a bit unhealthy, for a human.

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[load_of_bull]

That's why I said "human-ish". If I were actually human, this hole would probably kill me. But as it is, it's complicated.