What the hell right? Right. right?

[lancewolfe]

Jesus, madcap insanity! I want to write this down because this is no doubt important, and sooner or later I'm going to forget it. It'll be erased from my mind and from any other medium so it's important to get it down just so I can look back and taste what insanity is like for a few paragraphs. Existential Anachronistic Paranoia? I believe is in

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[neutralface]

Too....many....questions...can....not....handle...::breaks out into a robot dance...then collapses on the floor::

...neutralface...

[screebonk]

you're not insane, you just very much want the rest of the world to think you are so that it'll (they'll?) leave you alone and let you go back to bed.

as for the rest, I don't belive anyone cares.

And now, back to bed.

-pc

[the_agent]

They'll be filtered out of the gene pool.
*thinks*
Or attain positions of wealth and power.

...same thing.

here's what you need to know

[projectdan]

This is what I learned from the TV from 3-5 AM that will help guide the rest of your life:

1) When girls are drunk and Snoop Dogg has a camera said girls will gladly take it off for three easy payments of $19.95.

2) With these funny litle pills fat people can be less fat than they originally were and, if they act now, they can remove their body hair and get a teri-cloth robe to boot!

3) No matter how bald you are you can always get your hair back with magical droplets, pills and a good "surgeon".

4) The last 5 years never happened. Doug Funny still has the best words of wisdom on Nickelodeon and Freakazoid is still funny.

It's all right there: the nonexistence of time, the alternate universes, the vats for the brains, the googles and the googleplexes, and the evil genius. They all hang out between cartoon network and comedy central from three to five in the morning.

-Project Dan is going back in time... to work for bill... again...

Hoping...

[samlee13]

..that you'll write again sometime soon!