LJ Broke Yesterday And Ruined My Life

[lanajax]

and since so many folk (okay, like, two) have done the whole o_O at my little rant about the Timbaland/Keri Hilson song, The Way I Are (you see how wrong it is? even the title is jacked up!) i thought i'd go one better today and actually post the video. i'dve done it yesterday had i been allowed to EDIT *glares at that STUPID goat* but... bygones

Comments

[hilarytheguy]

I have yet to hear the song, but I've got to say that I'm disappointed by D.O.E.'s sub par effort. Rhyming "motorboat" with "boat" doesn't count, and "house" and "house?" You're not even trying. I think of a better line by a better rapper:

"I know pimpin' ain't easy, but damn, you're barely survivin'/and we can't ride together, because you ain't driving."

[lanajax]

i believe it's fixed now.

and i knew, if no one else did, that you would so take issue with that pitiful rap. it's even funnier when it's seen.

the whole thing is so ridiculous it's hilariously loveable.

[hilarytheguy]

That shit is weak. That's the weakest rapping I can think of since...Dino's "Romeo."

I want the best
I won't settle for less
Since Cupid shot my heart, I'm strrrrressssed

The love I feel is strong
I can't prolong
drop the beat and let's do this in song.

Oh, or the Disney-created band The Party, with their rap in "I Found Love:"

I met a boy with the cutest eyes
He makes me smile, but the boy is wise
when he does the dance, I'm in a deep trance
now I'm ready for a real romance

I am so good at things no one else will remember.

[lanajax]

if don't remember = never heard of, then you're right.

if the above seemed as if i were judging you and finding you lacking for possession of this talent, you're also right.

but then i remembered that without you, and your fabulous talent, i'd have no idea what how to determine good rapping vs bad rapping.

hell, i'd have no idea that there was even such a thing as "good" rapping.

i'm shutting up now. it wasn't even neccessary to respond to this. but i did it! now live with the consequences.

[dandelionwhine]

i'm not clicking.
but that's because i'm at work and have the slowest internet in the world.
however, i can't really see a problem with the story line here. these two people are obviously in lust and don't care what happens outside of their sex life. i can think of worst things.
of course i get the feminist view. and of course i would never date this dude. but then, if i'm honest, i HAVE dated this dude. so ...
i have no point.
except sometimes sex makes us dumb.

[lanajax]

well. can't argue with logic like that.

[dandelionwhine]

you mock me

[lanajax]

you're right