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[lanajax]

my new skin specialist at Sonya Dakar is named Cadet Korm

Comments

[aeroplanic]

1) Did your entry just get LONGER? It was like two lines five minutes ago:)

2) LANA'S GOT A BOY FRIEND!

3)I bet you love to "whip it" - period!

4) SNORT at Toothless Pete. Maybe HE'S your boyfriend?

[lanajax]

yes, my entry got longer. everybody knows i constantly go back to edit and tweak and add and remove as pleases me. and you love it.

i got a boyfriend... he's so sweet... like a cherry tree... (we really had weird rhymes as kids)

i whip into shape, girl. shape it up. and now? you must whip it.

i am not quite desperate enough to befriend a toothless pete, let alone boyfriend him.

thanks. heifer.

[aeroplanic]

ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS IS FAT?

You whip it real good, lady.

[lanajax]

now you're just flirting with me. a dangerous thing to do in my condition.

[digipacopr]

muslim? he arabic? he cute? love me them arabic men! (well, those without beards that dont drive taxis or/and work @ the 7-11)

[lanajax]

nah, he's black. started out in Al-Islam (like me) and then switched over to orthodox. he has cute potential, dreds, tongue ring. but he's not like, a god or anything. regular. (like me)

BUT!!! i would be OVER THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON if he was Arab. OMG!!! like Oded Fehr??!!! oh.GOD. (is Oded even Arab? if he isn't, he should be.)

[lanajax]

and lol @ (well, those without beards that dont drive taxis or/and work @ the 7-11). you're a fool, boy.

[lanajax]

how many bobs could a toubob bob if a toubob could bob bobs?

[lanajax]

i'm sending you his email. you'll see.