no food in the house

[lampshadeless]

i didn't even know almonds could go stale.

Comments

[clairie_b]

You should invite yourself over to a party and gorge yourself on their almonds WHILE THEY'RE WATCHING YOU.

I do it.

faux pas

[lampshadeless]

we're so embarassing. its a wonder we ever got invited anywhere.

Re: faux pas

[killtheswans]

it wasn't just almonds we gorged ourselves on while they were watching. vodka soaked gummi-bears, loaves of bread, entire fifths of rum, magnets, jello shots.....where does it end?!

Re: faux pas

[clairie_b]

It certainly doesn't end there.
-peanut butter
-so many cans of beer
-goblets to grow avocado plants in
-tearing their American flag off the wall and dancing on it, then spitting on it after the hosts picked it up and folded it