Mainstream comics are really just bad sex

[lampbane]

Yesterday I read Justice League #1. It was okay. Not bad, not great, just meh. The biggest problem I had with it is that the cover shows you Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and Cyborg, but inside you only meet Batman and Green Lantern, a little bit of pre-cyborg Cyborg, and one page of Superman. Nothing of circumstance happens

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[trishalynn]

DC is like a guy who finds that right spot during sex, the one place or position or rhythm that brings maximum pleasure, and it's really awesome while it lasts, but then they think they're doing something wrong so they switch up, and it's worse and they never get back to the good parts, so the rest of your night is just bitterness and disappointment. You know you've been there, ladies.

(On the other hand, you could be Marvel, who is the lover that gets you into bed, and totally works you up with foreplay, touching every part of your body to get you ready for the main event... then Captain America surrenders and Iron Man is put in charge of SHIELD. You know you've been there, ladies.)

This is the real reason more women don't read superhero comics.

Oh man... this is why I adore your mind.

[heehaw_tng]

I think I've also decided that in the comic book sex equation, Image is the guy who is really good at touching one part of your body but completely forgets to touch other parts except every other month they remember and immediately forget again.