My new all-metal construction 16" fan rolls the cat hair into little bundles that I can collect.

Still can't sleep in the heat though.

"Now give me some of what you're having
I'll take you as a viper into my head
A knife into my bed, arsenic that I'm fed
I dream a highway back to you"

My Mr. Show DVD just froze at exactly 23:00 minutes, at 2:03 am. I am slightly superstitious, and this made me at little nervous. Several minutes later, someone started throwing gigantic spitwads (ie wet balled up paper towels) at my windows. I live on the fifth floor in the East Village. I have no bars over the fire escape window. I am sleeping in ( Read more... )

You scored as The Student Dyke. Your entire life is defined by two things: your intellect and your sexuality; moreover you often merge the two to lure in women.

The Student Dyke
70%
The Surprise! Dyke
65%
The Bohemian Dyke
60%
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke
50%
The Femme Fatale
45%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke
40%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme
40%
The Quasi-Gothic ( Read more... )

ROBO WARGASM:
Toby, you'll never get my Corn Chowderhead recipe, no matter how many Masons, Shriners, Elks, or OTO Fanboys in Georgia you Tussin (Talk about knocking them off their feet). Anyway, hell, I know the difference, even if I can't SEE the difference ( Read more... )

Originally this was just for Gavin, but really it's for all of you/anyone ( Read more... )

My name is in the guestbook for Philippe Parreno's Boy from Mars show, right next to Gavin Pherson's and two spots under TIM EFFING HAWKINSON'S (!)

I'm also really into Banks Violette right now (scroll down to see Jagermeister Baphomet)

Oh, and I am totally grokking the glom that has facilitated this foolishness

I don't have internet in my luddite apartment yet. Here is a picture of it. An art history professor of mine who wishes to remain anonymous save for her rap moniker "J-Rod" suggests that I glom somebody's wireless for the summer, but I'm not really sure how to piggyback like that, nor that I grok the idea. Right this minute I'm back at Sarah Larry ( Read more... )

I got to play L. Ron Hubbard a-go-go for the S.N.U.G.G.L.E.B.U.N.N.I.E.S. show last night.

Aunt Jemima?
I'd do lines of Grade B off her back any day

A JOLLY ROMP WITH NO END OF FUN
5th Annual Student-Run SLC Experimental Film and Video Festival (S.L.C.E.F.V.F.05)


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A*Space: THIS THURSDAY NIGHT AT 10 EVERYBODY GETS PINKEYE - WE WILL BURN ( Read more... )