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[lamaupin]

So, apparently my brother, hearing that an earthquake had sent 14 ft waves hurtling towards the local beaches (local to him anyway), decided to go surfing. And while he was in the process of catching a wave, he felt something brush his leg. A shark. So he screeched like a small child, rocketed all 6 foot something and two hundred some odd lbs of

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[two_of_wands]

*tips hat* Much obliged.

[lamaupin]

:tips hat: Glad to have been of service.

[jsguardian]

Ha. That's awesome. Did the dolphin stick around?

[lamaupin]

Yeah. He's never going to live it down though. At least, not among his surfing friends.

Not really, which is good. Wouldn't want it to beach itself. That would just be sad.

[txvixen2005]

HAH! Okay so your brother's kinda my new hero. That's awesome.

Gonna go out on a limb here guess you weren't a Nazi...

[lamaupin]

I'll be sure to tell him.

No, not a Nazi...THANK G-D...

[theshrewd]

That's AWESOME.

[ajournalguy]

Wait... this is... your brother? Full? By blood? But, last time I saw you, you were so... how can he be that... guh?

[lamaupin]

Half brother if you get down to it, but he changed my diapers, blah blah blah, so brother. He and my sister are products of my mother's first marriage, but their biological father is dead, and dad helped raise them, blah blah blah...you get the picture.

The last time you saw me, I was so...?

How can he be that...?

Guh?

[ajournalguy]

Tiny.
Large.
Grunt of confusion.

[lamaupin]

Ahhhhhhhh...yes, at 5 ft 5 (in the morning, on a really tall day), I am the tiny one in my family. Hence the Napoleon complex.

Yes. He is very large compared to me, but keep in mind that the rest of my family are all disturbingly tall. Most have medium bone structure- so he is a bit of an exception in that.

I see.