I want to go HOME.

[lamardeuse]

Standing out in gale force winds waiting for a bus? Not fun.

Slipping and sliding down the street to get to work? Not fun.

Sitting in your office with the wind howling and making the windows creak? NOT FUN.

I WANT A NOTE FROM MY MOMMY.

Comments

[misanthrope7842]

I will be more than happy to write you a note, but I don't think it's too much better here. There come a point when cold is just COLD.

[lamardeuse]

It's not even that cold, just windy as fuck! Ick! :P

[melagan]

Dear boss person,

Please excuse Lamardeuse for anything resembling work today. We need her fully functional to write about naked men, lube, and outstanding ass sex.

Sincerely,

Mom

[lamardeuse]

AHAHAHAHA! Would you be my mommy? Just for today? :D

[lysambre]

Hope this helps

[lamardeuse]

That is AWESOME! Thank you! :D

[gavet97]

(spits her coffee out over melagan's comment)

Can coffee come out of your nose too? =)

[liz_mo]

Yes, it can. Don't burn yourself :-)

[lamardeuse]

Yes, because mine did when I read it. :D

[beledibabe]

::reads comments::

BWAH!

You have the best friends!

[lamardeuse]

*nods* They are very helpful! :)