Seriously, Jorge, my personal trainer, is INSANE. I have decided I HATE the man and seriously, I"m going to call Nicole RIGHT NOW and tell her not to use him any more
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Oh wow! Hey Johnny! Ok, I've kinda got a weird question for you: how do YOU stop DISNEY from trying to CONTROL YOUR LIFE?? Because your lovely and CLASSY (yes, PARIS, I'm TALKNG TO YOU...oh, no, I'm tlaking to Johnny. Hi Johnny!) girlfriend helped me discover that DISNEY is paying my CLEANING LADY to FILL MY FRIDGE WITH FATTENING FOODS.
How do you stay out of the clutches of Disney? I mean, you still ROCK and you've worked with them!!!
Y'gotta scare em. Like. Cap a few of your teeth. Get a few of those henna tattoos in highly visible places - make them biker symbols and make em BIG. Go for broke, then when they plead with you, you can actually get what you're after.
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How do you stay out of the clutches of Disney? I mean, you still ROCK and you've worked with them!!!
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S'what I've always done.
hey, and thanks!
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Johnny, I just don't think I can do that! I seriously respect you, but...veneers??? My boobs and my teeth gotta stay REAL.
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