Promotion for Taiwan's favorite souvenir snack

[lalaoshi]

Taiwan says its local invention the compact, cubic pineapple cake makes the perfect souvenir for people back home. I’ve come up with this promotional slogan:
The outside crumbles apart and the inside makes you fart.

Comments

Suggestion

[anonymous]

Stick to factual reporting.

hating pineapple cake

[anonymous]

I charm you and tell you
Of all the boys I hate
All the girls I hate
All the clothes I hate
All the words I hate
How I'll never be
Anything I hate

You smile, mention something that you like
Or how you'd have a happy life
If you did the things you like.