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[lalaith_]

guh, I'm so sad and alone and dusty. PITY MEEE! ;_;

::steals a large batch of lovely and colorful drugs from Morno's room and bakes a several dozen of her special muffins and brownies::

::sets up a stall outside the house and starts selling::

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[turco]

*happens by*

Hey there...oh. Say now, are those special muffins by any chance?

*puts on his best "I HAVE A PLAN!" expression.*

[lalaith_]

::recalls what she read in those history books about Caranthir and turns a shade paler::

Whatever we do...we need to do it fast. She could be a threat to everyone as well as herself, seriously. Let'stryanddrugherup?

::unintentionlly tightens her grip around your arm and shifts a bit so that she's standing behind you - at a safe distance from what used to be your mother::

[mornaquilde]

That's the idea. Miril and I have narrowed it down to two options:

1) Get Isildur to whomp her over the head since that's often a way to get these brain-wrongs sorted. And if he dies in the process, then no great loss.

2) The Valar. However, she wants to kill them for being made into a female. So that's going to be just as interesting. :S

[lalaith_]

Why not utilize both those options just to make sure? Isildur first and the Valar later? Irmo and Orome can probably do some divine mumbo jumbo on her and if that fails like it most probably would there's always Este, yeah?

[mornaquilde]

Yeah. Isildur definitely first, that's for sure...

If anything the amusement factor will lighten the mood.

[lalaith_]

...we should get pop corn for the event.

[mornaquilde]

That sounds like a plan then!

So... wanna come with us to see Isildur?

[lalaith_]

::gathers up whatever muffins she hasn't fed to Turco::

Hell yes.

[mornaquilde]

*breathes a sigh of relief, strangely enough*

Cheers. Fuck, this is weird.

*snatches a muffin*

For mental support... or something.

[lalaith_]

::rubs an earlobe and looks sideways::

Tell me about it.

::wolfs down a muffin herself without saying anything::

[mornaquilde]

...

Wanna go get a drink before we go see Isildur seeing as the mun's offline?

[lalaith_]

::thinks for a second::

Anything to make the coming events go easier. Let's go.

[mornaquilde]

Cool.

*heads off to the pub with you*

What're you drinking?

[lalaith_]

Something incredibly strong. That'll make me forget that my sister in law thinks she is a man even without a very important part of male anatomy.

[mornaquilde]

A bottle of neat vodka between us, then?

[lalaith_]

Order it already, boy!