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[lalaith_]

::is slowly but surely recovering from the nasty! hideous! life threatening!! cold::

::wraps a shawl around herself and goes out for a walk::

[Taking over from Karolina Kurkova, Lalaith's new avatar is James King.]

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[tar_calion]

*scurries past, looking furtive and nervous*

*has a book tucked under his arm*

[tar_calion]

Oh, Big Dave is very imaginative in his methods. You'd be amazed what he can do with a pair of pliers and a chilli pepper.

No, I haven't seen her, sorry. *pats* I know the feeling, my dog wandered off a few days ago. She came back eventually...*frowns*

Go to Denethor's shop and ask for Beruthiel. She's a stroppy, misanthropic cow but she has a way with cats. Maybe she's heard something.

[lalaith_]

I'll bring a notebook! :D

::nods rather sadly but cheers up::

I suppose she can't be too far off since she is not used to walking on her own. I always carried her around, you know. And thank you, I will definitely look up the stroppy cow Beruthiel.

...I hope Mrs. GS doesn't feel replaced on her return. Morno just got me the cutest tiny weetle fluffy a kitten. Becayuse I told him to, of course.

[tar_calion]

I'm sure she's fine so long as she didn't leave town and wander out towards Shelob territory.

Morno just got me a kitten

*supresses a smirk*

Did he now? Well, wasn't that nice?

[lalaith_]

Oh nonono. Not nice at all. He just owed me one. Seriously.

::nods briskly while trying to tell herself that too::

[tar_calion]

*nods* But of course. I mean, why would he be nice, he was pretty ghastly to you when you were kids, right?

[lalaith_]

In the spirit of adulthood, I'd say we just had creative and academic differences.

::looks around and whispers secretively::

...or if we're being honest, eru we were at eachother's throats all the time! I'm not sure if we've calmed down now or not. Hmmm.

[tar_calion]

*soft laugh* Yeah. Yeah you were.

*shrugs* Adulthood changes you. I mean, I haven't set fire to my wife's hair lately. I did that when we were little. >:)

[lalaith_]

::gapes::

You did that? Really? Morno was sort of threatening me with that a while ago.

::thinks::

I should come up with a sort of...counter spark!

[tar_calion]

Oh yeah. We really didn't like eachother when we were young.

Counter spark?

[lalaith_]

::coughs::

Well, we don't like eachother even now. So there.

Um...sort of like...fire-repellent? What do you do when someone sets your hair on fire? o.O

[tar_calion]

*nods* I see. Hehehehe.

I was only about five at the time, I don't think Morno would set your hair on fire. I think he'd have more self-control now he's grown up a bit.

[lalaith_]

::shudders::

I can only imagine a five year old Morno with the power of setting things on fire at will. I still think he's an oaf in a grown man's body, though.

::rubs her chin::

...you've known him for a long time, yes? Any embarrassing things I should know about him? >:]

[tar_calion]

*thinks* Only the thing about Glaurung and the uh...leash. But I imagine that's common knowlege.

[lalaith_]

::beams::

I don't! Tell me. Pleeease, Sir? I'llhelpbabysityournewbaby.

[tar_calion]

I'llhelpbabysityournewbaby

*is sold*

Don't tell him or his mother I told you this but when he was little he found a newly-hatched Glaurung and thought it was an exotic breed of iguana. He took him home and made him his pet. He named him Captain Slither and dragged him around on a...

*suddenly realises this might not have been the best story to tell you*

...a...certain type of leash. >.>