If there's an easy way to play a snooker match I wish someone would tell John Higgins what it is because evidently he still hasn't managed to figure it out all on his own ( Read more... )

So, John Higgins is losing at the snooker. (Spoiler - this is no longer the case (at the mid-session interval, it might be now if now is later)). I had hoped it would take longer ( Read more... )

..you'd take it from John Higgins.

Ken Doherty wanting to cover John in clay, just there. Or some kind of molten metal, custard, cream, whatever works. Plotting the next generation of snooker playing robots.

( So now I've got to watch the final from between my fingers again. He does like drawing out the agony, I'll give him that. )

Something like that, anyway. I'm not sure how Higgins managed to win the morning session 6-2 playing like that. Even when Williams was going through one of his cannot-pot-a-ball, what-am-I-doing-here, what-is-this-strange-game-called-snooker-you-speak-of ( Read more... )

I have a lollipop and I have snooker on the TV, snooker which is attempting to self-induce nostalgia regarding Higgins and Williams from when they were young and had slightly different haircuts. Williams who walks straight past the BBC commentators and nearly doesn't come back, Higgins who couldn't sleep after his match with O'Sullivan ( Read more... )

At the moment I am watching Ding be a bit better at snooker than he apparently was earlier this morning. In the part of this day that was this morning.

That's not true anymore. I got distracted by Mcleod and Higgins coming back from their cups of tea. Tea they probably even had to make themselves. Must've taken a long time to boil in the ( morning session, or someone needs to insert some strategic dynamite )

I feel like John Parrott has been missing from the commentating more than usual the last few days, to the point where it is mostly Steve and Ken with Hazel or Rishi ( Read more... )

O'Sullivan appears to be on an upswing again now after beating Dale. And fairly comfortably too, if without the 147, if'n he needed the extra £10k. I didn't realise/know/had forgotten that they let Rob Walker ( actually talk to players )

Rollerskating in white, okay then ( Read more... )

No umbrellas out in Sepang. Yet.

( Calling it the driver tracker makes it sound like they're tagged like an endangered species )