Madeleine explains the pregnancy test high

[lagizma]

The thing is, you get this intense fear right when you're actually taking it. You don't want to know, but you have to know, and it's almost paralyzing... because all you can think is "THERE'S A BABY IN ME THERE'S A BABY IN ME THERE'S A BABY IN ME" and your heart's all racing and it's very scary and death is imminent... And then when you see the

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[xterminal]

[holds up egg]

This is your brain.

[cracks egg into pan]

[sticks single ramen noodle into egg yolk]

This is your brain on pregnancy.

Any questions?

[crystalstarr]

Its true though!

[eh_notsomuch]

Happiest two mornings of my life were the mornings I realized I wasn't pregnant. (Spring 1992, definitely; late summer 2001? That I can't remember for sure.) But I couldn't even bring myself to buy the pregnancy test. Just buying it made me feel like there was even a remote chance I was, and I couldn't even process that.

Dodged a bullet twice. This is why I'm rabidly pro-sex education, pro-free birth control, and pro-legal safe abortions.

[nodressrehersal]

Can't you guys just drink too much caffeine like the rest of us?

[somethinghead]

I think your sister may just be a character from a Chuck Palahniuk novel.