The Pengilley Ave Times, July 31, 2006

[lagizma]

I am already lined up to have my own column in the next issue!

Comments

[somethinghead]

This kid is a genius.

[lagizma]

Yep. His friend Mario did the typing. Blake gets really awesome grades, so I know he can spell well, but Mario has the computer skillz.

[kathkelch]

That was hilarious. I love article about Kids Wearing Bikes Without Helmets. "The winner of the election gets to vote on if they don't care if kids wear helmets."

[lagizma]

They aren't going to like that my opinion is, "Whatever each parent thinks is right for their own child" goes.

[punkybrister69]

This is so spectacular...
I love:

Tragedy
Tyler Slattery breaks the law by not wearing a helmet. Police do not know.

The kids have a falling out with Tyler or something? And how they talk about how hard it is to have so many jobs... so, so adorable.

[lagizma]

I noticed that, too. Tyler wrote the lead "Sports" article, so I'm unclear. I'll have to get the dirt.

[antarcticlust]

Maybe they think it's cool to break the law, so it's like props?

This is awesome! I'm dying, it's so cute.

[zenithblue]

And will there be new spices of monsters, when mermaid and bigfoot gets married? Sounds like an Aimee Bender story to me.