To bingo or not to bingo, that is the question!

[laeria]

What say you, dear flist? I have a week till the kink_bingo  deadline. My initial enthusiasm with the comm has inevitably faded into nothingness, alas, but I do love my card. And I have written stuff for it, but I don't feel like posting any of it*. I MIGHT want a new card one day, though. So. I'm going to paste you my card - check it out, tell me if you

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[laeria]

Ooooh.

Well, apparently all our ships diverge wildly (... except Wes/Justine. Which, yeah, it's wrong, but I don't want to be right. And Anya/Xander, but I can't figure out which kink suits them most) but our kinks match quite a lot. Have you any preferred kind of situational humiliation, by the way? I love kneeling, looooove kneeling, but I don't think I could write the required length using nothing but "And then Character X shifted to their other knee and it -hurt-". Also, incidentally, any required kind of painplay? (I love hitting-people type stuff, but can't actually think of anything else. Except the erotic leeches.)

[laeria]

(Did I ever tell you I appreciate your icons? Because, mmm.)

Ooooh, Anya-style dirty talk! Ooooh. She'd be delighted, if baffled, by how her very frank and graphic sexual descriptions inevitably turn Xander on. And then she'd watch some porn and be all "... actually, your penis is only passably large. I think it's more a girth thing in your case. " And Xander would be all, >_>.

This might just become a story, thanks.

Other BtVS/AtS pairings - I would LOVE to write some AU Faith/Tara, or weird future Giles/Willow/Oz. And Gunn, somehow. I don't know. I'm currently smitten by shipping Gunn with Amy Pond (and Dawn with Amy Pond), but I haven't reached kink-planning stages with that ship. It's still mostly ice creams and vague ballerina fetishism.

[thornyrose42]

Hmm.. maybe some voyeurism of a fucked up and worrying kind for Annie/Mitchell.

Oh and spanking, in a teacher/pupil context for Draco/Charity Burbage. Fun little pairing from off the top of my head. Maybe Draco looking back on it while she is hanging above his table, just for extra fucked up ness.

And speaking of kinky NSFW prompts. I did love the ones you gave me. And I really am going to write them... once exams and essays and things are over. But there are definitely a couple the appeal to me.

Is it weird that my immediate thought for the 'Draco in a bathroom with anyone prompt' was: 'I could write Draco/Moaning Myrtle with kinky desperate voyerism. That was so what happened in sixth year.'

[laeria]

Ooooh. I thought of Annie for voyeurism too. Or Lia. That could work. I'll ponder it some. (I did try writing it before, but I can't seem to write Annie sexually for some reason. Lia... well, it'd be very dark, but it could work. Or, you know, if I had the required hipster skills, I'd write Gilbert voyeurism and all would love me and despair.)

Draco/Burbage is more twisted than any ship I've ever thought of (which, considering my brain, congratulations :P ) - not so much because of the age difference, but because he's there when she dies horribly and so is his mum and aaaaaah. Ahh. Too, too dark, if awesome to imagine.

[Actually, I'm trying and failing to come up with any teacher/student pairing I could write. I ship Giles and Willow like a mad creature, but I just can't see it becoming sexual until after S6. (Mmmmmm, S6.) There definitely needs to be Willow-spanking in this world though.]

I'm glad my prompts worked! And, heh, I may have, khm, envisioned Myrtle when forming that prompt, although I didn't think of the voyeurism.

[thornyrose42]

I'm not normally into the teacher/student pairings. Well, not in the Potter verse so much, its my innocent childhood place. Which is probably already beyond corrupted but hey, that's half the fun. Anyway, I was saying

[laeria]

You ARE very erudite when tipsy. Except I'm 70% certain oneupmanship is one word. HAH I TEASE YOU WITH MY SOBER GRASP OF SPELLING. I do applaud your choice of drink for the evening. And TB - is that The Boyfriend or Tough Bitch or Tainted Beef? Or, I suppose, Titillating Babysitter?

That said.

Vamp!Willow/Willow spanking, yessssssssss. Possibly Vamp!Willow/either world's Oz. Do you think Dark!Willow would be into it? She seems more the random blasts of energy sort. Except I'm totally imagining Dark Willow's horrible tyranny, with, like, dark phallic castles and thoroughly spanked underlings. ("You need every square inch of your ass kicked"... huh, canon?) I think Dark!Willow/Giles could probably work. Or or or, a Dark!Willow/Vamp!Willow/regular!Willow spanking orgy. Oooh.

And the whole transgressing boundaries, while justifying it by placing it within an existing power structure, that is always fun.

Oh yes, although caning does that for me more. (Did you ever see If... ? It's this really weird artsy sixties film based on a

[scalesandfins]

Okay, the Simon/Kaylee thing is possibly the most beautiful "Simon is a douchebag" prompt I have ever heard. <3

[laeria]

Hehhhh. It was supposed to be for "hands", because I assumed Kaylee would have calloused palms but soft wrists and it would get Simon all hot and bothered. Then I thought "hee, like Julia!". Then I thought "Oh, Simon would totally be reminded of Julia and would start to pedestalise Kaylee's sexual openness with all the passion of a skeevy repressed rich boy walkin' on the wild side while being actualfax hunted by the government, oh my god it's the perfect douchebag fic."

Then I didn't write it because I don't think porn ought to be quite so complicated. (Also, writing douchebag characters I actually like but keeping them douchebags? Is hard. See before, re: Tyrion.)

Also, hi. <3. I kinda hate you for reintroducing Shakira to my life. I haven't had time to get into the Kayne-ness but, based on the lyrics, I'm supposing I'mma end up hating you more, because holy fuck catchy/intriguing.

[scalesandfins]

Okay, my mind went kind of blank at the beautiful truth of calloused palms but soft wrists, and omg yes, EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT CONCEPT IS PERFECT. IT IS THE PERFECTEST DOUCHEBAG FIC EVER. Oh, Simon. Fetishizing living ~like common people and then at some point realizing that he's not slumming, he doesn't have a choice anymore.

(Yeah, word to that about douchebags. "All an AU" is my current rationalization there. :/)

Yeah, and I've been on a Doors kick, so EARWORM REVENGE has already been enacted. >:0 (and hi! <3)

[laeria]

(hiiiii! My life is being consumed by rabid doxies, and I'm avoiding gmail like a mad thing (because clearly the 79 messages I have from the Mafia will dissipate if I ignore them long enough (it's not really the Mafia but it may as well be)) but hi! <3)

I want to read a Simon arc. And arc, I say. Which goes from "1001 Simon is a Douchebag" to "Simon is Still a Douchebag in 43 Different Ways But He Has Evolved and Is Capable of Dating an Actual Human Person Now and Has Also Grown Some Humility, Gasp". It could be awesome.

Mwuahahaha earworm revenge. Wanna make a chronological track list? It may help. I nominate The Celebration of the Lizard for "drunk post-patricidal Tyrion encounters Dany".

[laeria]

combat
fever / delirium
restrained
attacked by a creature
blackmail

arrest
branding
stranded / survival scenario
bites
hospital stay

falling
making deals with demons
WILD CARD
runaways
blood loss

archaic medical treatment
planet destruction
fighting
tyranny / rebellion
alien abduction

slaves
disappearing
love spell / potion gone wrong
nightmares
rejection

... )