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[Supernatural]: Showdancing Sugarplums -- Lucifer/Sam -- PG-13 -- 1/2

[ladyknightanka]

A/N: I think this is my first time writing Sam/Lucifer in SPN canon, which is kind of sad, especially since this is crack, but it was fun crack! I hope it's okay, bb. ♥

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In retrospect, Sam thinks, pulling at the bonds around his wrists, this is his own fault. The voice relating so sounds oddly like Dean. It throws a dumbass or several into its already caustic remarks. Maybe not-Dean is right?

It isn't completely Sam's fault, though. He broke the world, so when the opportunity presented itself for him to fix it, why wouldn't he - why shouldn't he - jump at the chance? Except, he never thought it would happen like this.

The devil shows up in his dreams one day. That's not new. “Convince me,” however, is.

“Convince you what?” Sam stammers. He looks around for a weapon, wishes he was having that Thundercats fantasy again, but the night is reserved for a pole-dancing stripper who Lucifer only spares an amused glance toward. Sam blames Dean and his newly arrived edition of Busty Asian Beauties

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[ladyknightanka]

A/N: Cont!

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Lucifer responds with a yawn. Sam wants to kill him - and that's the root of their problems, isn't it? A blond, bubblegum-popping waitress's sudden entrance impedes him. Her arms are filled with trays that, if piled, would probably be taller than her diminutive frame. “That'll be three hundred even,” she informs Sam, who gapes between her and the devil.

“I ordered everything,” Lucifer replies, utterly unrepentant. “The arrangement of colors on their menu was too eye-catching to resist.”

Sam sighs and extracts every last penny from his poor wallet, decidedly not recalling the difficult hustle each one had required. The waitress accepts his money and flits off. With her gone, Sam returns to his impossible task, made even more challenging because he'd only been given three days to accomplish it. The video in the tab he has opened, his last resort, has him red as the cherry on the devil's sundae

Re: [Supernatural]: Showdancing Sugarplums -- Lucifer/Sam -- PG-13 -- 2/2

[nights_fang]

I cannot stop laughing. GDI woman, you are a beautiful person and I love you.

Re: [Supernatural]: Showdancing Sugarplums -- Lucifer/Sam -- PG-13 -- 2/2

[ladyknightanka]

I love you, too. Thanks, bb. :D

Sam's headspace is a fun place. He's just so long-suffering. XD

Re: [Supernatural]: Showdancing Sugarplums -- Lucifer/Sam -- PG-13 -- 2/2

[krystalicekitsu]

XD *fucking dying* YOU GO SAM. Slut that devil into submission.

This is love, dear. Total and complete love.

Re: [Supernatural]: Showdancing Sugarplums -- Lucifer/Sam -- PG-13 -- 2/2

[ladyknightanka]

That's really what Sam should have done to end the Apocalypse. You know Lucifer would be all for it. XDD

Thank you, bb! I'm really happy that you enjoyed it! ♥