Apparently my fic is cursed...

[ladyfoxxx]

phelixstar just told me that she got busted reading my porn on her phone. This is not the first time I've had someone tell me this. In fact, I think my favourite story was someone who's computer froze with one of my more salacious scenes on the screen (I believe she referred to it as the "dick goes in" part

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[littlblackghost]

My sister and I constantly catch eachother reading some of the most detailed shit. It doesn't really bother us though :p
If my mother is in the room, I like to inform her what my sister is reading, just to see the horrifying faces my sister will pull XD

[ladyfoxxx]

If my mother is in the room, I like to inform her what my sister is reading, just to see the horrifying faces my sister will pull XD

Wow. You are like EVIL.

[littlblackghost]

Mwhaha, that I am :)

[cactus_cat]

I accidentally played part of a podfic (not the "dick goes in" bit, but not too far off) on my phone speaker a couple of weeks ago, right in front of my parents. It's still pretty fresh, but I am getting over it. Gradually. *headdesk*

[ladyfoxxx]

Oh my god. Whenever I am listening to podfic in a public-ish place I always get really nervous that other people can hear it. The idea that it might play out of my iphone speakers TERRIFIES me.

*Sympathetic pats*

[cactus_cat]

I've tested my earphones for sound leakage so many times! I'm quite happy to listen to porn in public places - especially trains and buses. :)

I used to have an mp3 player that, when you pulled out the headphones, would automatically start playing through the speaker instead of pausing like an iPod does. That was kind of awkward, but at least back then I was just listening to podcasts and BBC audiobooks!

[slashxyouxup]

My dad busted me reading bad frerard porn when I was 14 some, oh... 6 years ago? I just quickly closed the tab and smiled innocently. I think it's part of the reason why he wasn't so surprised when I told him I had a girlfriend.

Also. Gerard Way is ugly for a dude but kinda hot for a chick. Weird.

[ladyfoxxx]

Just how much can people pick up on when glancing over your shoulder anyway? That's what I wanna know.

Gerard Way: Confusing men and lesbians for years....

[slashxyouxup]

Well, the story was called 'Sex Changes Everything' (or something like that)...so, uh. A lot? lol
xo

[desfinado]

I share an office with many people and have no shame, so I read porn a lot... I figure if it's black text on white background and I click away fast enough, no one will notice it's not an academic journal article? LOL, my life.

OR HOW ABOUT THAT ONE TIME WHERE THE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS ASKED ME TO TURN MY HEADPHONES DOWN. I LISTEN TO EXPLICIT PORN ON THE BUS EVERY DAY AT THAT VOLUME DDDDDDDDDDD:

[ladyfoxxx]

I have a no porn at work rule that I've been known to break. A lot. I do agree though, that if you are fast on your minimise button you're probably safe. *clicks away to gmail screen*

JUST THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU ARE INADVERTANTLY THRILLING WITH YOUR LISTENING CHOICES. :DDDDDDDDD THE WORLD NEEDS TO BE EDUCATED.

[justtothesea]

Before I learned shame, I printed out porn and read it LOUDLY to ALL my friends. For... some reason. Then my sister found it and the shame kicked in. NEVER AGAIN.

Except for how I've been caught like 89437902 times after that. Always minimise the screen, kids.

[ladyfoxxx]

Oh man I used to print out porn to read because the computer screen gives me eyestrain (thank god for my Kindle) but there's nothing like realising you're missing the last few pages, and that they might be sitting on a printer at work somewhere... waiting to be found... ACK.

PRACTISE YOUR MAGIC NINJA MINIMISING SKILLS PEEPS. DO IT NOW. DO IT LOUD.

[justtothesea]

That! That is also one of the reasons I do not print out/handwrite porn anymore. Porn! Porn in the wrong hands! D: D: D:

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE BUT HAVING PORN ON THE BRAIN I THOUGHT DIRTY THINGS. THAT LINE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.