OMG 300 looks so fucking hilarious. I never saw it. I know. Obvs I'm missing out on something amazing (in a similar way that Showgirls is amazing).
Also, I am a complete sucker for dance movies, no matter HOW BAD THEY MIGHT LOOK. I will watch them anytime I find them on tv.
And: thank you for the picspam, darling. I hadn't seen a few of those. Mmmmmmm. Gerard defying gravity and Frankie guitarsex. You can not lose with themes like those. :DDDD
ETA: I forgot about Mikey in his French pirate phase! Love!!
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Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED.
I just laughed all the way through it. Pretty much every time David Wenham opened his mouth actually, I couldn't find any of his narration parts on YouTube but they were even more OTT than the bit I posted. And it's absolutely entertaining in that campy Showgirls way.
Oh yay! I'm not the only sucker for dance movies. Even bad ones. Especially bad ones! (pssst. I totes got teary in Save The Last Dance even though she's kind of a bad dancer. Please don't tell anyone.)
Picspams make everything better! I'm picking up on this from the finest sources. Frankie guitarsex is one of my favourite sources of inspiration and OMG I LOVED Mikey's French pirate phase ALMOST as much as I loved Frank's pretty twink skunk hair phase.
I feel like I need to come clean and admit that the 15k of porn isn't actually Frank/Gerard. *fidgets*
Oh yay! I'm not the only sucker for dance movies. Even bad ones. Especially bad ones!
Oh, you're definitely not alone. I can't get enough of them.
(pssst. I totes got teary in Save The Last Dance even though she's kind of a bad dancer. Please don't tell anyone.)
OMG I thought it was just ME. Every. Fucking. Time. I know that I should be ashamed, but somehow the fact that you are right there with me makes me feel better. Also, I totally have a thing for Julia Stiles. It's difficult to explain, as she can be a bit wooden and totally isn't my type, but there it is anyway.
I feel like I need to come clean and admit that the 15k of porn isn't actually Frank/Gerard. *fidgets*
No need to fidget, dear. You still wrote it, didn't you? :) I mean, would I like for it to be Frank/Gerard? Well, of course. But I love your writing, so....
Oh man, I totally have a thing for Julia Stiles too. I think it all comes down to 10 Things I Hate About You. I have so much love for that movie I can't even. I think anything that is modernized Shakespeare is like an arrow directly to my heart though because Romeo + Juliet gets me every time too. One day someone will write a Bandom 10 Things I Hate About You fic and my life will be complete.
Strangely the ~15k of porn came about through me starting to write a Frank-sexpollen fic, and then falling into writing the precursor fic where Patrick Stump gets sexpollened and Pete Wentz tries to look after him and has to call Mikey Way for help. So it's Pete/Patrick/Mikey. Having lots and lots and lots of sex.
and awf, man, I'm such a sucker of tiny picspams ♥ also, THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA, David wenham is only supposed to be geeky and amazing, preferably with Hugh Jackman.
YES I am in complete agreement. David Wenham is only ever supposed to be geeky and amazing which is why when he's being all pumped full of testosterone and stompy it kind of makes me laugh.
I still think he was funniest in Gettin' Square, awesome little Aussie film that had Sam Worthington before he got all famous and shit:
Hahaha. Glad you liked the tiny picspam of love, I felt I needed something bandomy to round out the post.
THANK YOU FOR THAT MIKEY PICTURE I NOW KNOW WHAT I'M PAINTING FOR GERARD'S CHALLENGE! seriously. looked ALL THROUGH my saved files and couldn't find one I want to paint. I LIKE THIS ONE. GERARD YOU GET A PAINTING OF YOUR BROTHER AS A FRENCH PIRATE.
okay I'm done with the capslock except to say DAVID WENHAM WHAT IS YOUR HAIR.
I am also DESPERATELY curious to know what he's up to.
Oh and "dear-god-what's-on-his-head era" is like, really the bestest way to describe his birdsnesty crazy hair phase. I mean really? Mikey? WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT SHIT?
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Also, I am a complete sucker for dance movies, no matter HOW BAD THEY MIGHT LOOK. I will watch them anytime I find them on tv.
And: thank you for the picspam, darling. I hadn't seen a few of those. Mmmmmmm. Gerard defying gravity and Frankie guitarsex. You can not lose with themes like those. :DDDD
ETA: I forgot about Mikey in his French pirate phase! Love!!
And also?
Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED.
O_________O
I'm sorry - WHAT????????? OMGOMGOMG.
OMG.
Can. Not. Wait.
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I just laughed all the way through it. Pretty much every time David Wenham opened his mouth actually, I couldn't find any of his narration parts on YouTube but they were even more OTT than the bit I posted. And it's absolutely entertaining in that campy Showgirls way.
Oh yay! I'm not the only sucker for dance movies. Even bad ones. Especially bad ones!
(pssst. I totes got teary in Save The Last Dance even though she's kind of a bad dancer. Please don't tell anyone.)
Picspams make everything better! I'm picking up on this from the finest sources. Frankie guitarsex is one of my favourite sources of inspiration and OMG I LOVED Mikey's French pirate phase ALMOST as much as I loved Frank's pretty twink skunk hair phase.
I feel like I need to come clean and admit that the 15k of porn isn't actually Frank/Gerard. *fidgets*
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Oh, you're definitely not alone. I can't get enough of them.
(pssst. I totes got teary in Save The Last Dance even though she's kind of a bad dancer. Please don't tell anyone.)
OMG I thought it was just ME. Every. Fucking. Time. I know that I should be ashamed, but somehow the fact that you are right there with me makes me feel better. Also, I totally have a thing for Julia Stiles. It's difficult to explain, as she can be a bit wooden and totally isn't my type, but there it is anyway.
I feel like I need to come clean and admit that the 15k of porn isn't actually Frank/Gerard. *fidgets*
No need to fidget, dear. You still wrote it, didn't you? :) I mean, would I like for it to be Frank/Gerard? Well, of course. But I love your writing, so....
Anyway, who is it, if not F/G? *is curious*
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Strangely the ~15k of porn came about through me starting to write a Frank-sexpollen fic, and then falling into writing the precursor fic where Patrick Stump gets sexpollened and Pete Wentz tries to look after him and has to call Mikey Way for help. So it's Pete/Patrick/Mikey. Having lots and lots and lots of sex.
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and awf, man, I'm such a sucker of tiny picspams ♥ also, THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA, David wenham is only supposed to be geeky and amazing, preferably with Hugh Jackman.
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I still think he was funniest in Gettin' Square, awesome little Aussie film that had Sam Worthington before he got all famous and shit:
Hahaha. Glad you liked the tiny picspam of love, I felt I needed something bandomy to round out the post.
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Timothy Spall! Ridic hairdos! Sam Worthingtoon!
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seriously. looked ALL THROUGH my saved files and couldn't find one I want to paint. I LIKE THIS ONE. GERARD YOU GET A PAINTING OF YOUR BROTHER AS A FRENCH PIRATE.
okay I'm done with the capslock except to say DAVID WENHAM WHAT IS YOUR HAIR.
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GERARD IS GOING TO HAVE SO MANY PAINTINGS FOR HIS CREEPY INCEST SHRINE.
Hahahahah that hairdo is called a MULLET and OMG hahahahahahaa. I love him in that movie so much.
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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING WITH THESE PAINTINGS!
(eta: I totally just misread my own post and thought I said PANTIES instead of PAINTINGS. my brain. what.)
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I am also DESPERATELY curious to know what he's up to.
Oh and "dear-god-what's-on-his-head era" is like, really the bestest way to describe his birdsnesty crazy hair phase. I mean really? Mikey? WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT SHIT?
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Let me know if you need it emailed.
*HUGS*
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I have written 2 of the 5 unwritten scenes GO ME. And I think I have a plan for that thing what we were talking about. OOH I AM CRYPTIC.
Thanks for the smacky. I need it.
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