When was the last time we had one of these posts?

[ladyequinox]

(over a year ago, for shame! I think I was going for one of these a month.)

Alliteration FTW!!! Well, more likely FTL, actually.

Comments

[vortchen]

In all honesty, this sounds like a bad porno. I mean, a demon mercenary and a halfling? Come on!

[ladyequinox]

And there you go, making my post seem all dirty now.

~Nox

[vortchen]

Pfft. You did most of the work yourself; the only thing you forgot to include was an embedded music track going "bow chicka wow wow."

[jesusphreaq]

AHAHAHAHA. SECONDED. ROFFLE ROFFLE.

[pie_lady]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who writes this stuff? Seriously?!

"Thrust into a sensual new world of myth and power, with him as her protector, she begins to crave the demon's wicked touch."

"There, her fear of the Lykae -- and their notorious dark desires -- ebbs as he begins a slow, wicked seduction to sate her own dark cravings."

And my fave: "only woman who can sate his wildest needs"

AWFUL. SO SO AWFUL.

[ladyequinox]

People, richer than us, write this stuff.

~Nox

[pie_lady]

*cry*

[jesusphreaq]

"half Valkyrie/half vampire"?! That is RETARDED.

[vortchen]

Ethereal half-Valkyrie/half vampire. Sheesh Ricki, get the facts right! :P

[ladyequinox]

I know! I was like, "she's a what now?" and then knew I just had to post the summary. I don't think these people make it past wikipedia when they write these things-if the even make it to wikipedia.

~Nox

[royalbk]

Forget the books, forget the badly written romance and the Edwardian-ish looking characters...

My question is, who the heck thinks up these NAMES? Yesh!
Emmaline? Lachlain MacRieve? Cadeon Woede??!

The first name - maybe. But the last two names...woah. I'm not even touching those oe and eo right there.

P.S: You're a genius. I laughed all the way through this - remembering that I once read something similar. Even in my romantic, teenage, stupid phase, I still giggled and grimaced over the corny-ness.

[ladyequinox]

I always fin that the names re made of win...well, more like, made of lose. But the names are always good for a laugh. Sometimes I feel like the names are picked from a random name generator that doesn`t use real names but just makes up its own.

~Nox