................yeah.

I'm just trying to be cool like everyone else. So here's a song by Elwing. Are you listening, sweetie-muffin?

Be thankful it isn't anything from Pirates of Penzance. XD

( love's great ocean )

Daddy is here!

Túrin likes daddy's hat.

Currently on Elwing's boat:

Captain Elwing, me!
Eärendil-hunny-bunny
Olwë, fuckin' ARR!
Grandpa Galathil, still scared his father is going to come back ( Read more... )

buncha crazy bloody decendants.

I blame this on you, son number two.

Grandpa Beren and Finny??? What? No comment.

...Hey, Olwë, have you ever considered a career in piracy?

He now holds the key to the closet that contains all the alcohol in Rivendell.

Why did I do that?

I'm going outside to eat some flowers now.

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, THAT'S ENOUGH SLEEPING.

I know you're all hung over, but I'M BORED.

*gets out the bagpipes and begins to play*

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She is done throwing up now. That was disgusting. Who the hell let her near the bar last night?

I gave her a nice lecture, and put her back to bed. I am a good mother-in-law. I know alcoholism is hereditary, and apparently she only had two glasses of wine, but I am still not pleased with the situation at all ( Read more... )

You didn't think I'd miss Frodo and Sam's wedding, did you?

But I kind of miss the Lollipops.

Don't worry, I smuggled a few. ;]

Námo approved my form. I'll be home in time for Buffy!

Provided I clear up all the paper airplanes from the TV room, and all the stone fragments from my Snowballs of Pain. And stop throwing dead dwarves at the bitch whose fault this is.

Hey Ann? Have you seen the dude who gives out the lollipops?