FIC: The Orchid and the Weed, 13/13

[ladydreamer]

Title: The Orchid and The Weed; or Been Black and Blue Before 13/13
Warnings: Homophobia, violence, sexual harassmentIncludes: angst

Comments

[sherryillk]

I'm just going to leave this short comment before I skip over to the epilogue, but thank you for making Blaine point out that original songs for Nationals was a bad idea!

[ladydreamer]

Lol. I HAD to. Didn't they make a point in the first season to say the Nationals judges pick people who do songs they know?

[xenachakram12]

As far as Finn was concerned, these two little gay dudes were the bravest, toughest little motherfuckers on the planet, and they were both his brothers.

I love this so much that I want to embroider it on a pillow.

Finncedes!! Finn’s ears are getting all red… that never happened with Quinn or Rachel. It’s because it’s TRUE LOVE SO DEAL WITH IT.

Sue is calling Blaine “son”! That is both hilarious and terrifying. At least she has a vested interest in his safety.

Schue listens to reason! It is a red letter day!

Singing “Defying Gravity” on the plane! *snuggles them all*

“I’m in the wrong room! I could be a pretty girl, too!”

“You’re a pretty princess, Blaine,” Mike assured him.

Mike is sensitive to Blaine’s needs! Finn better step up his game if he’s gonna win the BFF-Off.

“Lewd? Inappropriate? The joke’s on you, buddy. I’m gonna fake an orgasm when I eat my bagel!”

Blainers!! You are so romantic to come up with this!

I’M ROLLING AROUND IN LOVE RIGHT NOW. (And this chapter totally gave me a plot bunny, btw.)

[ladydreamer]

Lol. Poor Finn. He may have already lost!

I thought that was probably a shining moment for Blainers in the romance department. I briefly toyed with the idea of them getting lost and having a terrible time or the place being closed or Kurt getting food poisoning (but Kurt loving him anyway), but I thought I'd give Blaine this one. He deserves it.

PLOT BUNNY! YAY!