Title: It Must Have Been the Mistletoe
Genre: het/femslash, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lex/Chloe/Adina
Summary: That nefarious kryptonite! Due to a sprig of mistletoe, which grew next to a piece of the meteor rock, the annual Christmas party at the Talon is turning out to be a snogfest.
Spoilers: Through S5
Warnings: transgender, girlparts, AU, written while slightly drunk
Word Count: 3114
For
drkcherry AU specs: No boob stabby, no second meteor shower, no Brainiac. Lana didn’t go to France, Pete didn’t leave, all is kosher. Alicia is alive and happy and didn’t tell Chloe Clark’s secret. No triforce, no Jason, no witches. The senate race can kiss my ass. People in their mid-twenties don’t run for national office, and Lex certainly wouldn’t run before he was sure his age wouldn’t affect his constituency negatively.
When Chloe walked into the Talon with her new girlfriend, Clark had to tightly control his features, something he wasn’t really apt to do. Finding out senior year that Chloe had switched to girls after all those years of pining after him made him question his manhood just a bit, especially since he wasn’t really a man as far as he knew even if he looked like one. The delicately coiffed woman on Chloe’s arm, though, made him question Chloe’s switch just a little.
It wasn’t as though the woman wasn’t feminine. She was slender, but with powerful curves. Her rounded hips swung back and forth, as she walked alongside Chloe wearing an elegant pair of lavender stilettos. The shoes matched her dress of layered silks in varying shades of purple, accented by a silver chain belt hanging at her waist and a necklace that both wrapped around her throat and dropped down enticingly into her low cut neckline. Her reddish gold hair was swept upward in a bun, just as Chloe’s was. Only Chloe was wearing a black shapely suit with a wide white collar.
It was that she was tall, even without the heels. She towered over Chloe in her heels. And her arms were thin but clearly very strong. There was something in the way she stood that was more aggressive, more challenging. She gave off subtle cues that you did not want to mess with her, and oh, by the way, this is my girlfriend.
Then Lana admired her necklace, and the woman wrinkled her nose and giggled.
“Cut it out Clark.” Alicia peeped, pulling on his flannel sleeve. “You’d think you never saw a butch before.”
“The dress doesn’t exactly say butch to me.” Clark’s mom said. Jonathan looked at them skeptically, sucked his back teeth and said nothing. “She has great taste.”
”I was talking about Chloe.” She teased. Clark frowned at his girlfriend. She stuck the tip of her tongue out.
“Chloe isn’t butch.”
“She’s the one wearing the pants.” The small girl grinned. “I’m kidding. Stop staring.”
The two of them approached the Kents, had to stop for a moment for two celebrants dashing together in a fit of laughter toward the bathroom, then approached them eagerly.
“Hey Clark!” Chloe gave both him and Alicia a hug. Adina waited patiently with her hands behind her back and her lips pressed together anxiously. “This is my girlfriend, Adina. I know you’ve been wanting to meet her.”
“Hey.” Clark met her hand, noting how firm her grip was and looked down in surprise at her large hands.
“It’s good to finally meet you. Chloe mentions you a lot.” She said in a soft, husky voice.
“Chloe just hasn’t been able to shut up about you, either.” Alicia replied cheerfully. “It’s so great. We should double sometime, huh? What do you like to do?”
“Oh, I’m into music and sports.” She fidgeted a little. “Football mostly.”
“A football fan, huh?” Jonathan perked up. “You favor the Sharks this year?”
“I don’t know. Well, the season is kind of over, isn’t it? I think next year they’re going to have to start rebuilding on offence because their quarterbacks can’t throw worth sh- at all, really.” She covered quickly. Jonathan grinned. “They lost quite a few this year too. Graduation this spring. Big Johnson, Flack, and that boy who broke his arm in the car wreck? Big Johnson was the biggest loss though. That boy was something. Could hold his liquor better than any guy I ever met! He had the weight to soak it up, though.”
“Oh, you know some of them?”
“Yeah, we hung out. I pledged with their sisters, D.O.G?” She met Martha’s eye, bashfully. “I know I know, unfortunate initials. But it means we get to howl during our cheers in the Powderpuff Football games.”
“How do you feel about baseball?” Jonathan asked.
“I don’t like watching or playing as much as football, but I’m better at it. Played catcher and left. Pitched some.”
“You must have a good arm.”
“Fair enough.”
Chloe bumped her hip and let Adina chatter about sports with Clark and his father. She spotted Lex Luthor across the room, making nice with a few of the servers. Martha had warned them he would be here, since he owned the place and most of the workers liked him. Chloe steeled herself and walked up to greet Lex. She hadn’t talked to him in a long time, mostly because for some reason Clark had a bur in his ass about him again for no reason that she could tell and certainly none that he would tell her. It was just as well, as far as she was concerned. It was hard to do a serious investigation of him while Clark was on good terms with him.
“Hello, Chloe. Your escort tonight is lovely.” Lex motioned with his glass as he greeted her a little too politely.
“Isn’t she?” Chloe looked behind her proudly. Adina was probably still discussing sports, something Chloe didn’t give a damn about in the slightest, but Adina was really getting into the discussion, and Clark seemed to like her, so it made Chloe happy. Their little circle was constricted enough.
“I’d thought you’d switched teams.” Lex said casually, before taking a sip. His eyes flitted over to a couple making out against the wall. It was Pete and some girl neither of them had ever seen before. Chloe shrugged and helped herself to a cup of punch, giving Lex a sideways look of death.
“Not that it’s any of your fucking business, but Adina is working on that. She’s a woman. Period.”
“I understand. I’ve had a friend or two who hadn’t quiet reached girl.” He informed her evenly. “I don’t think the milkfed farmboy has it figured out though.”
“Well. Clark.” She said, as though it explained it all. “He doesn’t need to know. Nobody does.”
“If that was directed at me, I have no intention of saying anything.”
”Then why did you say anything?” She challenged, leaning against the counter beside him.
“Because I’ve had quite a bit of scotch tonight.” He said with raised brows and a too cheerful smile. She shook his head at him. “Sorry.”
“Not a fan of the season?”
“Christmas is lonely for an atheist.”
“Then why are you here?”
“PR, mostly. I want to run for senator… maybe in three years. Whenever I can secure it. I don’t exactly have the image the people want, and the fact of the matter is, people don’t vote on the issues. They vote on whomever most looks and acts like they do. And I don’t look or act like anyone.”
“That’s jaded.” She sipped her drink. It was spiked, and she looked to Lex suspiciously. His lips quirked wickedly. She downed it and reached for another. “I’ve never liked Christmas.”
“Your father told me. Since your mother left.”
“I asked Santa to bring her back. I guess I wasn’t a good girl that year. I stayed up all night waiting for her.”
Lex nodded. “I never believed in Santa Claus. My mother was incredibly amused at that. My father insisted that we celebrate anyway even if he couldn’t get me to have faith in any of the tenants of the season. We had to be a normal family. After my mother died, they always put up the tree, but he never managed to be home for Christmas, so I made sure I was never there either.”
“I try to make it special when my friends have parties. And think of them as individual special events with my friends, like this one, but otherwise, I can’t stand it.”
“We don’t have a tree. Not in the castle anyway. I let the servants put one up in the guesthouse and have their festivities there. I’d hate to take their normality away from them.”
“Hell, if they’ve managed to keep that in this town, I don’t think anything could.”
Lex fought a burst of laughter.
“So what’s this I hear about a cybernetics program in the bowels of Luthorcorp?”
“Where did you hear about that?” Lex said guardedly. Chloe smirked.
”I have my sources. Are you going to assuage my curiosity or am I going to have to look into it myself?”
Where Lex’s eyes had seemed unfocused before, now they narrowed in on her with a frightening intensity and suddenness of a tornado. “Why don’t we discuss this somewhere else?”
“Alright.” Chloe moved closer to the kitchen and reminded herself that Adina wasn’t far away, that Lex wouldn’t do anything in public with witnesses, and that he wasn’t nearly as scary as his father. She stopped short of the kitchen, in the doorway so other people could still see them.
“You listen to me, Chloe. I’ve put up with your misguided snooping before, but if you aren’t careful, you’re going to get yourself hurt.” His words were sharp and delivered with practiced intent. She found herself shaking.
“You can cut the vague threats, Lex. I’ve never been intimidated by your kind before.”
“My kind? I could have every member of your family killed-“
“I’m not impressed.” She said, stepping closer to him.
“Or completely disappeared from the existence of the planet. You could wake up with no identity and there wouldn’t be a thing that anyone could do to help you.” He gripped her shoulders.
“What do you think I’m going to do? Run away scared? Bow to the Almighty Luthor?” She stretched up to meet him.
“I could do all of those things, yet I have never hurt you, Chloe.” His face was right on top of hers. She met his eyes and started to search them. She could feel her heartbeat quickening against her will, her face flushing. His eyes burned a cold blue. “I think you don’t understand the gravity of what it means to be given an order by the US government.”
“So someone from the military is going to come tell me to be a good girl?”
“I-“
Their faces collided before he could get the next words out. Suddenly they were making open, wet sloppy kisses. Lex was still clutching her, but now it was with a fierce passion, and Chloe was so turned on she was rubbing herself against him hard enough that he slammed against the doorframe. He sucked on her lower lip as his hands went southward and grabbed her backside, pressing her hips against him. She could feel how hard he was, and it scared her. She couldn’t stop kissing him, couldn’t stop wrapping her leg around his, couldn’t stop her hands from moving underneath his shirt. Her panties were already wet with anticipation.
Lex stiffened and pressed his head against her face. The skin was softer than she’d expected.
”The mistletoe.” He gasped. She looked up to see it glowing oddly green.
“Oh, no. Uh-“ She found herself kissing along his head. He laughed softly. Her voice was muffled, but she managed to say, “Stoppit. Can’t help it.”
“Can’t stop…” Lex gasped, making his way along her neck helplessly. “Touching you.”
“I know.” Chloe replied briefly. Her hips were grinding so hard against Lex, she was afraid he was going to cum on her in front of each other. He held up admirably, however.
Across the room Adina turned to see Chloe and Lex practically humping one another. Her face fell. Chloe met her eyes and looked over pleadingly. Adina’s crushed expression, the tented brows the trembling lip, hurt too much. Chloe struggled to get an arm free.
“God, that Luthor.” Jonathan said with disgust. Chloe moved her hand to motion for Adina to come over.
“Oh? Heeey, girl.” Her mood improved immensely. She twiddled her fingers in their direction and headed in their direction. “See you guys later.”
“The…uhh.. mistletoe.” Chloe said breathlessly as soon as Adina was close enough. Adina looked up at the doorframe.
“Don’t… get near…” Lex could barely force himself to stop sucking on Chloe’s neck. His talented tongue lapped over her skin and his wide mouth closed in with sucking kiss after sucking kiss that made Chloe shake. Chloe moaned. It hurt and felt so good at the same time.
“Where then?” Adina asked. Lex looked around wildly.
”The apartment upstairs. Hurry. No, really, move.”
The three of them tried to maneuver to the staircase, with Lex and Chloe practically attached at the mouth.
“Wow.” Alicia commented. “I know I spiked the punch, but I didn’t think Lex had that much to drink.”
Clark and his parents looked at her pointedly.
“What?” She asked innocently. She raised a cup. “Punch Clark?”
“I think I’ll get some.” Martha said, grabbing Jonathan’s hand. Clark looked perturbed.
Upstairs, Lex continued to kiss Chloe as he fumbled for a condom. Adina grabbed it out of his hands and ripped it open with her teeth expertly before giving it back.
“Thanks.” Lex said, trying to force himself backward. Adina slid in and started to kiss Chloe more gently.
“Touch me, Adina, oh god. Please touch me!” Chloe squirmed against her needfully.
Adina reached between Chloe’s legs and began rubbing rhythmically. Chloe purred against her happily. “Why did you have to wear pants?”
“Oh, oh, Addy. God, what the hell is this?? Lex, I need you!” She felt Lex’s hands on her backside and the push of his hard cock against her back. “Mmm. I’m not on birth control.”
“Hope the condom holds then. I don’t have any fucking spermicide.” He said frustratedly. He began to suck on the nape of her neck as he felt his way around her waist to undo her pants.
”Got t’em.” Adina assured him, working on her belt. Chloe’s pants dropped, revealing a cute pair of girl boxers with ducks on them. Lex practically growled at the sight of her plump behind and slid his fingers underneath the cotton underwear, squeezing and rubbing her soft flesh.
“You feel so good.” He could feel his cock throbbing with the pressure. He couldn’t hold it much longer. Everything was starting to burn. He slipped her duck panties off and admired her backside. How had he gone so long ignoring that fantastic ass of hers?
“Don’t backdoor me.” She pleaded. Lex frowned.
“Er, what else can I do from here?”
“Hold on a sec.” Adina said, lifting Chloe up with her strong arms. “Hold onto me, sweetie.”
“Okay.” Chloe answered meekly, clutching Adina tightly. She crooked Chloe’s knees at her elbows. Lex started to push himself into her wet, eager cunt as slowly as he could.
”Normally, I’d try to let foreplay last a little longer…” He tried to explain. Chloe shook her head.
“Just do it.” Chloe begged, pressing her face into Adina’s shoulder.
As Lex moved in and out of her, Adina had found some way to reach a hand around to her cunt. She stroked her fingers up and down the younger woman’s labia, on and around her cunt, then kept rubbing swiftly but gently enough that it didn’t hurt. Adina knew her spots well.
Chloe let out a moan as she came once, and Lex was still pounding into her fiercely. She spared a moment to think that whatever else he had lost in his life, his cock sure hadn’t suffered. Not that she had much experience with guys, but none of them had made her feel quite so full before.
Adina nudged her head and when Chloe lifted it, her lips met the older woman’s. Their tongues slid against one another, and they continued to kiss as Chloe came again, tightening around Lex’s vigorously thrusting cock.
“Ahhhh.” Lex hissed against her neck, pressing his head against her back. She just kept coming, unable to stop as the two of them had her pinned, rocking and rubbing and thrusting and kissing. She was almost screaming into Adina’s mouth. Lex’s face pinched almost painfully, and he squeezed her ass so hard he knew he would be leaving bruises on her pert perfect butt.
Soon Lex started to come. And come and come and come. It dripped onto the floor and Lex cried out loudly as it shook through his whole body and turned his legs to jelly.
When he was finished, he fell to the ground, and Chloe and Adina fell on top of him. He lay on the floor a moment, wishing they had made it to the bed, but not really caring, as the walls of Chloe’s vulva twitched around him and he enjoyed the remnants of her pleasure. At least she had enjoyed it. He wasn’t certain about the context of what had happened, but he often found himself in such a brainless state after sex, thinking about it would have been futile.
She lolled her head over and met his gaze.
“You want to fight some more?” He said wearily.
Her mouth spread into a grin. “Uh, not right now. Wow. Luthors last.”
“Usually… well not that long. Not coming anyway, I mean.” He jerked his eyebrows up for emphasis.
“Me either.”
“Mm. Finally found a marketable use for those fucking meteor rocks.”
She laughed.
“Meteor rocks?” Adina asked, caressing Chloe’s breast idly.
“Didn’t you know what was happening?”
“A damn good threesome.” She grinned jovially. “The reason for the season?”
“It is not.” Chloe wiggled her butt to get Lex to slip out of her and crawled into Adina’s arms. “The meteor rocks around here, they affect people funny. I think there was something up with that mistletoe.”
She reached between her legs and fetched the condom. It had burst from the sheer pressure of Lex’s sperm.
“Didn’t hold under that?” Lex asked. He remained on the floor looking rather spent and made no indication of moving. “I’ll call my pharmacist and have him bring some EC to you.”
“Thanks. Not really interested in Luthor Junior Junior.”
“Neither am I.” He admitted. “I think the family crazy has spread far enough with my line.”
“Me and Lex, craziest babies ever.” Chloe said to Adina, who both frowned and grinned at her.
”You aren’t crazy, babe.”
Chloe gazed over at Lex, his cock now flaccid, but still larger than she’d expected. His eyes were closed, and he looked rather younger than he did most of the time. She often forgot he was still in his mid-twenties.
“Maybe.” She said. She poked Lex’s thigh with her toe. “When you recover, you feel like showing us girls what foreplay with a Luthor is like without the meteor boost? Adina didn’t get any.”
Lex opened his eyes and looked at her.
“Merry fucken Christmas.” He said with a smirk.
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