What did the Rae do all morning?
She stocked
BEANS lots of
BEANS lots of
BEANS lotsa BEANS
OH
BEANS lots of
BEANS lots of
BEANS lotsa BEANS
For serious. Like, LOTSA BEANS. On an endcap and it took me two hours.
Which would be easier with a magical leathery whip.Walmart is on some back crack. I was alone today except for a few people they'd
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I'm not even gonna *ask* what was on your mind to read labia instead of tropical. =P
I'm thinking Clark doesn't know much, but if he's curious and has an internet connection...
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I misread things in sexual ways all the time. It's a gift.
I had this amusing image of naive!Clark and amused!Lex wherein Clark is trying to get Lex to explain gay sex to him when he doesn't know ANYTHING about it. So Lex either attempts to explain without being crude, or tells him to fucking google it. Clark might also ask the faghag extrordinaire Chloe because it seems like she'd know all about that too. I bet she writes slash.
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I'm having a hard time trying to picture Lex not being crude, just to shock Clark. It would certainly be an amusing conversation, anyway. I've read at least one story where Chloe writes slash, couldn't tell you the title or anything. But she's pretty cool and with it, I bet she at least knows it exists.
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Maybe Chloe writes Warrior Angel slash. With his nemesis/bestfriend/fuckbuddy Devilicus.
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