Sooooo . . . it's been a while since I've done a macro story, and then the idea for this one hit me when I was in the shower the other day. (DO NOT MAKE THIS DIRTY IT IS AN INNOCENT COINCIDENCE.) It is possible that I will finish the whole thing later on, but for now I just had to share the intro. XD MACRO STORY IS NOW COMPLETE! \o/
For those of you who weren't aware, the text is the lyrics to this song by King Missile. I highly, highly recommend playing it while you read along; it makes the whole thing about 8 bajillion times funnier. XD