Ship Wars help needed!

[ladyblahblah]

ATTENTION INTERNETS:

The latest Ship Wars prompt has gone up.  Hooray!  I offer you the following information:

Pros
-the prompt is "NCC-17"
-I TOTALLY LOVE writing pr0n (does that sound creepy?)
-I could legitimately title something "NC-1701"

Cons
-I have TOO MANY IDEAS
-most/all of those ideas seem trite and contrived
-I only have 1000 words to work with

Comments

[nix_this]

I is trying to write my very first instance of wall sex. So far I have Jim and Spock teasing each other through their bond.

This will end in wall sex, dammit.

BUT. If you were to take the getting each other off with their minds idea and run with it, that could be epically hot.

OR. Shower sex. There's NEVER enough shower sex.

OR. Prison sex XD *grin* Write the Patterns of Force deleted scene.

OR. Follow up on your Vegas fic and give us their first MEMORABLE sex ;)

[ladyblahblah]

I . . . have an idea. O_O

A wonderful, awful idea.

I haven't even started yet and I already feel dirty.

WALL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/excited flailing]

[nix_this]

If it's shower sex in prison after Vegas hijinx I may have to marry you XD

WALL SEX!!

It FINALLY happened! (sort of.. I ran out of words *facepalm*)

[ladyblahblah]

It wasn't, but I'm so totally going to have to write that now. XD

WALL SEX IS THE BEST KIND OF SEX THAT INVOLVES AN ARCHITECTURAL FEATURE. (I used to be all into Gothic spires, but it doesn't really do it for me anymore, you know?*)

*A joke, just a joke. 'Cause . . . ow.**

**Though if you're into Gothic spires that's totally cool. Nothing wrong with that, y'know? Different strokes*** I guess.

***That's what Kirk said.

[chaosraven]

They could have a foursome with Bones and Chekov? >D

Whatever you do, it should be about Spocks wacky alien peen. Those are the best.

[easilymused1956]

Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing here? Huh? Fraternizing with the enemi? Lalala

A foursome, with these guys in 1000 words? Ha, I say. Impossible.

Renee

[chaosraven]

>D Likewise! And I say anyone on a team that doesn't conflict with Bones and Chekov getting it on is not exactly an enemy.

Hehehe, is that a challenge?

[easilymused1956]

Yes.

Renee

[yuuzaiden]

I love fraternization!!
Isn't that what their relationship is all about?
Ooh ooh... write about them sneaking out of a diplomatic funcution to have sex cause they can't stand it anymore.....

[boldlynaps]

HANDCUFFS.

[easilymused1956]

Did you really, now. In 1000 words?

Will we be seeing the fun and games any time soon?

My inquiring mind wants to know!

Oh, now you have me all excited!

Rene

[ladyblahblah]

Okay, I grant you, I haven't actually tried yet. But I will bet you . . . uhm . . . a pony that I can do it.

It's Mirror!verse, for some reason. o_O I think possibly because I'm enjoying the idea of evil!Bones using evil!Chekov as his own personal toy a little bit too much. Plus there's a whole thing where Vulcan hand!kinks get worked in.

[easilymused1956]

Okay! For those prompts, I release you from the 1000-word restriction.

Oh god, sweet-looking, curly haired evil!Chekov? Be still my heart...

Vulkan storony izlom! Er, Vulcan hand!kinks! Have a pony anyway.

Renee