Since everybody and their pet parrot is doing it...
Title: Five Times a Character I Love Did Something I Hate - A Meme by Bellatrix Lestrange
Pairings: Andromeda/Bellatrix, implied Andromeda/Ted, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Nymphadora (I don't like calling her Tonks when I've just mentioned her parents)
Rating: +14
Warnings: swearing and Canon-deaths
A/N: Gacked from shaggydogstail, original idea by magnetic_pole. Beta-ed by dramaphile
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Regulus
Yes, little cousin, you are here because I loved you once.
You were loyal to our family, our House, and I loved you for it. You became the heir to our name, I had to love you. And I loved you so much when you took the Mark and joined us.
So, why did you have to go and betray the Dark Lord?
You couldn’t stand not being behind Sirius, was that it? You had to be once again a pale shadow of him?
Didn’t you know that Snakes can’t turn into Lions, little cousin? I’m sure McGonagall taught you that...
You even laughed when I was about to kill you, like he did.
Congratulations, little cousin: You managed to be like him. In death.
Sirius
Don’t be surprised, brat, I loved you once, too.
How could I not? You were such a beautiful child. Just by looking at you, one knew you were destined for greatness. The greatest Black of all times!
But you didn’t choose wisely.
Look at your friends! That blood-traitor Potter and Snape’s current doormat. Let’s not even get started on that queer half-blood werewolf of yours...
But how ironic it is that you, who spent almost your entire life running away from being the likes of Regulus, had to go like he did: laughing when I killed you.
The Unnatural-Girl-with-Pink-Hair-Whose-Name-I-Never-Cared-to-Learn
Honestly, you shouldn’t be here. It’s not like I love you or ever did, is it? But together with the rotten, impure blood of your father, Andromeda’s blood runs in your veins. My blood. You are a Black, whether you like it or not (or me for that matter).
Your mother should have gotten rid of you. I know she thought about it. She must have!
But she didn’t and you were born and you took your mother with you!
Why were you ever born?
Have fun with Sirius’ furry widower. I hope he bites you.
Andromeda
Slut.
How could you?
It must have been so much fun for you, wasn’t it? Did you play the good daughter at home and then go running out to open your legs to your filthy mudblood lover? Did you two laugh about us? About me?
Were you already pregnant with his spawn while still coming to my bed, begging me to bring you off?
Why did you leave, you cheap whore? Why did you leave me?
Did it bring anything to you? Are you happy?
You were mine and I loved you.
I hate you.
The Dark Lord
Why?
The End
Should I do a really fucked up meme by Miss Zabini? I wonder...
Pairings: Andromeda/Bellatrix, implied Andromeda/Ted, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Nymphadora (I don't like calling her Tonks when I've just mentioned her parents)
Rating: +14
Warnings: swearing and Canon-deaths
A/N: Gacked from shaggydogstail, original idea by magnetic_pole. Beta-ed by dramaphile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Regulus
Yes, little cousin, you are here because I loved you once.
You were loyal to our family, our House, and I loved you for it. You became the heir to our name, I had to love you. And I loved you so much when you took the Mark and joined us.
So, why did you have to go and betray the Dark Lord?
You couldn’t stand not being behind Sirius, was that it? You had to be once again a pale shadow of him?
Didn’t you know that Snakes can’t turn into Lions, little cousin? I’m sure McGonagall taught you that...
You even laughed when I was about to kill you, like he did.
Congratulations, little cousin: You managed to be like him. In death.
Sirius
Don’t be surprised, brat, I loved you once, too.
How could I not? You were such a beautiful child. Just by looking at you, one knew you were destined for greatness. The greatest Black of all times!
But you didn’t choose wisely.
Look at your friends! That blood-traitor Potter and Snape’s current doormat. Let’s not even get started on that queer half-blood werewolf of yours...
But how ironic it is that you, who spent almost your entire life running away from being the likes of Regulus, had to go like he did: laughing when I killed you.
The Unnatural-Girl-with-Pink-Hair-Whose-Name-I-Never-Cared-to-Learn
Honestly, you shouldn’t be here. It’s not like I love you or ever did, is it? But together with the rotten, impure blood of your father, Andromeda’s blood runs in your veins. My blood. You are a Black, whether you like it or not (or me for that matter).
Your mother should have gotten rid of you. I know she thought about it. She must have!
But she didn’t and you were born and you took your mother with you!
Why were you ever born?
Have fun with Sirius’ furry widower. I hope he bites you.
Andromeda
Slut.
How could you?
It must have been so much fun for you, wasn’t it? Did you play the good daughter at home and then go running out to open your legs to your filthy mudblood lover? Did you two laugh about us? About me?
Were you already pregnant with his spawn while still coming to my bed, begging me to bring you off?
Why did you leave, you cheap whore? Why did you leave me?
Did it bring anything to you? Are you happy?
You were mine and I loved you.
I hate you.
The Dark Lord
Why?
The End
Should I do a really fucked up meme by Miss Zabini? I wonder...