Not My Fault

[lady_songsmith]

It's all rthstewart's fault, except for the part that's anastigmatfic's fault.

Really. They made me do it.

This belongs to a long, sprawling, cracky commentfic AU.  Rth has made an attempt at collecting it in a master post here.

I'm afraid it's probably not worth the anticipation, guys - in the end I just couldn't get far enough past it being Peter/Mary to produce

Comments

[wingedflight21]

*SNORT*

Bwahaha An excellent job, haha. It is really weird to read, just because it's Peter and Mary, but you've done a good job and it's quite funny and very awesome and well worth the wait. Oh Peter. Oh Mary. :D

[lady_songsmith]

The fact of it being Peter and Mary came damn near to breaking my brain. It's just... whoa. Oh god. They were very, VERY drunk.

[l_a_r_m]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OMFG *DIES*

this was perfect

[lady_songsmith]

Oh dear, my body count keeps rising. *fans LaRM hopefully*

Really, it's not my fault

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[rthstewart]

DYING OF LAUGHTER. PERFECT! I mean really, how could it EVER be serious between the two of them? I loved this, particularly the set up involving Asim paying for damage in advance and Peter feeling so very modest and then it's all what the hell and if Edmund packed the leopard spotted underwear, Asim packed condoms! Wonderful! The perfect crack fic!

Loved Mary sharing her bed with muddy camera parts. And, well, everything, but especially, the light, self-deprecating banter that makes this, well, still not plausible or possible, but just plain FUN.

Edit: kudos to you for managing to use the word "tongue" and that I laughed over it. This is a feat in that, going back to my own smut writing days (and no, Larm, I won't give you a link), I never did manage to use the word.

[lady_songsmith]

Glad you liked it! Asim paying for damage was one of my favorite parts, I confess.

Not sure why 'tongue' should be a difficult word, but I suspect I shall now be hyper-conscious of it. Personally, my issue is sorting out the line between purple and clinical in reference to genitalia.

[anastigmatfic]

Bweeheehee! Yes, this is perfect. It would never be all intent gazes and seriousness with those two, would it?

LOVE IT.

[lady_songsmith]

HARDLY! Just about the only way it COULD happen is under the influence!