A Quick Post--Breaking My Silence & What-Not

[lady_noremon]

So I was reading this article/interview with Russell Tovey from the Telegraph, and the following bit really made me laugh:

Russell Tovey: "I got suspended twice, once for calling my French teacher sweetheart, and another time when I was caught by the headmistress for eating cake in the girls toilets."

He played Midshipman Frame from "Voyage of the

Comments

[alchemy_hisoka]

I think the 'getting caught eating cake in the girls' toilet by the headmistress' would be a fabulous short story. Or drawing/short comic.

[lady_noremon]

Or title for an autobiography or anything :3 It's just so 'fantastic' an image.

[alchemy_hisoka]

It would be a rather long title for an autobiography, don't you think? The Boy Who Was Caught Eating Cake In The Girls' Toilet By The Headmistress.

Then again, apparently you can name a book something like this, although every search engine and online retailer will have to shorten it.

Unfortunately, I couldn't easily find what the longest autobiography title is, though I did find the 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles.