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[lady_lilith]

I had the misfortune to stumble across a Twilight fic in which a character runs to Beijing, takes the place of a chariot racer and wins. It is here, if you want to torture yourself with it. (It's under 500 words.)

I submitted a review. I couldn't not. I said:

Distance from Washington state to Beijing, China: 5412 miles (across water

Comments

[themagnetsmile]

Gawd, as much as I love crack fics, that one takes the cake. And wow, that reply was amazing! That needs to be framed and hung somewhere. That just made my day.

[ron_obsesser]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wow. that was completely pathetic and hilarious at the same time! i don't even know what else to say but wow....

[caaare]

Um, well the girl (?) is very creative, I'll give her that.

Also, as bad as my writing has ever been, never as bad as that. I'm counting that as a personal victory.