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[lady_kika]

Ew, Ew, Ew

There is a giant spider on the floor in here! Sigurd, Hervey, come in here and kill it for me before it climbs up onto my desk and touches me or something!!

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[fiery_pirate]

The spider
is like
me.

Nobody loves it
and they want to
kill
it instead.

[lady_kika]

But Herveeeeeey, I need you to kill the spider since Edgar isn't around to do it for me anymore.

...Edgar...

Excuse me, I have to go buy some ice cream to cry into... as soon as this spider goes away.

[fiery_pirate]

Edgar
was a good man.

I'll never be
worth anything.

[lady_kika]

Edgar was the best man who ever lived. ;_;

[booyakagirl]

Just squish it.... you sissy...

[lady_kika]

You're just jealous that I have men to do it for me, you bitch!

[zonedout_pirate]

But Kiki!! A spider is a living creature!! You shouldn't kill it! ;;-;;

Ohh!! Ice cream!? Can I have some? ^____^

[lady_kika]

But it's so icky! What if it touches me? Don't you care about me and my feelings, Sigurd? Don't you?

[zonedout_pirate]

But... but... but.. ;;;;-;;;; I do care! I love you and I love Hervey and and and... but.. killing is bad... I mean.. the poor wittle thing. I... I could come and trap it and set it free outside!?!?! ^___^

[lady_kika]

I don't care if you take it home and love it and name it Helmut as long as it's not in here.