Semper Fidelis [Totally free for anyone, really. Come one, come all]

[lady_general]

[Celes sits in a chair on the porch of her home on Taylor. Feeling out of sorts isn't anything new (as of recently), but after Dias came home missing a few fingers (like an idiot), she's taken it upon herself to contemplate and devise a strategy. If she cannot keep Dias from going about his business, then she needs to think of a way to keep him

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[wise_king]

Throw a net over whom?

[lady_general]

[She doesn't seem particularly surprised] The person I happen to cohabit this house with. In case he decides to hop off and do something... foolish.

[wise_king]

I say let him. I doubt you'd have much of an effect on his activities in the long run.

[lady_general]

Generally, such a thing would not be so unthinkable. However, I've little desire to care for a paraplegic, and this would be a suitable solution if I need carry him away from somewhere to prevent his further injury.

Stupid man. [Huffgrumble.]

[stephen_owling]

That hardly sounds civil.

[lady_general]

It hardly needs to be if the other party is bent on doing something foolish. Consider it simply a defensive maneuver.

[stephen_owling]

One might say this person has the right to decide for themselves, but I suppose a bit of context may be in order.

[lady_general]

I believe he lost that right when he wandered off with the boxtops and had his fingers removed.

[the_bloody_road]

[Have a not!husband who is way too quiet on his feet.] Perhaps you should hatch your schemes in your head.

[lady_general]

[OHAY HUSBAND. Have an surprisingly calm wife.] Thinking out loud helps me fill the room. I've become less a fan of total silence, thank you. [She leans back in the chair and bounces her foot slightly.]

You're home early.

[the_bloody_road]

I had an early shift today. [He eyes her.] Just what are you planning?

[lady_general]

[She's been practicing her innocent look, which she tries now. Is it working?] Nothing of any real importance. Just thinking of ways to subdue certain people.