Dear Illegitimate-son-of-a-barnyard-animal who stole my bike,

[lady_brandybuck]

I just wanted to thank you for giving me an ample tool for maiming your face and hands should I ever see you and my bike on campus. Your art from of smashing in my lock all while doing damage to campus property was truly poetic. So I hope that the poetic irony when I use those razor sharp edges of the broken lock against you later will not be lost

Comments

[schwoik]

I wholeheartedly approve of this post.

And sorry about your bike! If you ever find the little shit that stole it, I give you permission to bash its face in. ;-)

[lady_brandybuck]

I will. And in celebration of getting the bike back, I will partake of some Jesus Cakes. Yummm.... rage tastes like Jesus Cakes. ^__^

[hunterfox]

I agree with the punishment as well. I doubt i'll ever see mine again. At least they left the lock for you, they took mine and all!!

[lady_brandybuck]

Well they left the lock. But it's not like there was much left of it. I even got an "Oh crap!" out of the police officer that I filed the report with today.

I would have liked to use the bike till it completely broke down, but at least I will get something new to ride around on now. Possibly something with shocks so I can ride a bit smoother over the potholes on campus. :P