Yesung\Kibum: 30% Off Women's Panties!
My third entry in the Bonamana Challenge that cereal_strawz , astormisbrewing , and myself are doing for the community bonamana_x . The master list for the complete fanfictions can be found here.
Title: 30% off Women’s Panties!
Pairing: Yesung x Kibum
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Theme: Catalogue
Summary: JC Penny’s Catalogues are a welcome distraction in the Suju Apartments
The first catalogue had been a mistake, from his days in the US. He hadn’t meant to bring it with him at all, let alone for anyone to find it. But the catalogue had brought everyone a large amount of amusement and since then, he’d continued getting them.
He still wasn’t certain who was paying for the yearly subscription.
“Is that a pink cardigan?”
“It’s only $20.99.”
“Sungmin, you don’t need it.”
“But it’s pink.”
“I like those jeans. They lace up the side…niiiice…”
“Hyung, are those even jeans?”
“They would look great on you, Heechul Ge! Should we order them?”
“A new bedroom set? My comforter is getting kind of old and worn out.”
“If you and Kangin weren’t always doing the nasty on them, they’d be perfectly fine.”
“Kyuhyun!”
“Look! 30% off women’s panties!”
Kibum had picked the oddest moment to pay a visit to the Super Junior apartments. He was carrying two bags laden with takeout-he’d felt generous and had wanted to make up for being gone for so long-only to walk into the room to the sound of someone yelling about a sale on women’s lingerie.
Apparently this had shocked the entire group-everyone was on the eleventh floor for some reason-and they were all now staring in the direction of the exclamation. Donghae quickly put a hand over Eunhyuk’s mouth.
“The aliens made him say it. Pay no attention to the man behind my hand!”
Silence.
Kibum cleared his throat, and everyone turned to where he stood in the doorway.
“Kibummie!” Leeteuk sang, leaping up from his spot on the couch to greet the younger member. “When did you get back?” He quickly grabbed the bags Kibum had been holding so that Kibum could take off his coat and scarf.
“Just now…I brought some Chinese.”
The mention of food now had all the other members crowding around him, insisting on taking the bags of takeout to ‘help with his burden’ and quickly filing into the kitchen to grab plates and begin eating.
Kibum was left standing awkwardly with his coat, his scarf half off-from someone mistaking it for the handle of one of the bags-and staring around the room with a cool gaze. I guess they didn't miss me much at all.
And then a finger touched above his lip. “Welcome home.”
Kibum blinked, looking over to where Yesung stood beside him, poking him once more for good measure. Really, it wasn’t a Super Junior welcome without Yesung molesting someone’s philtrum…
The shouting of his band mates in the kitchen, fighting over the lo mein and Yesung’s slow, warm smile made Kibum realize just how much he’d missed them all. It was times like this that he wondered why he ever left in the first place.
Kibum smiled back, batting Yesung’s hand away playfully. “I’m home.”