It's okay, you'd be leeching Hector's money, heh. I doubt he would even notice, he doesn't notice when I spend anything with my bank account. Granted, I hardly ever do, but still. Too creepy? Unfortunately I'm probably pretty creepy; I do live in a horror movie set and study embalming, heh. And hey, people usually call me young in the bad way, that's a nice change. XD Just so charming, aren't you? You really are, actually, heh. I'm glad Hector's not around to see me look stupid right now.
I meant the 50+, bald, smelly, unpleasant old man sort of creepy. You should know I didn't mean your brand of creepy, considering I offered to give a lecture of death fetish to endear myself to Hector so I could see you more.
Aren't you full of compliments? You don't have to stop there, really. I'll listen.
...uh...ew. You run into that problem often? And endear yourself to Hector, good luck with that one, I will try to help as much as possible with that one. Not that I still really get the whole death fetish idea, but hey, I bet Hector would.
Yes. Those are the types usually attracted to me. Unfortunately.
I can set the lecture up. It'd probably have to be at Purple Passion, though. Would Hector be comfortable visiting a sex shop, or no?
Guilty as charged. But can you blame me? I'm used to getting compliments from the above-mentioned creepy guys. Attention from you is definitely preferred.
Yikes. I dunno, most people avoid me; either they get some weird vibe or something and it creeps them out or they think I'm mental, or a total spaz. But then again I don't want weird old guys hitting on me anyway.
Oh I would love to see him go somewhere like that! I sooo would! Would he actually do it? Not sure, but I would certainly try to encourage him into the idea, yes. He's not as difficult to talk into things as he likes to think he is.
But you already have my attention, what, you need compliments too? Hmm...you're very...impressively tall? XP
You're not mental. Maybe a little bit of a spaz, but it's part of your charm.
Cool. The lecture'll probably have to be near the end of June, though. They usually want to know a couple months in advance about classes/lectures so they can give people time to pre-register.
If attention's all you can give, I'll definitely take it. Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Yeah, you just have to deal with Hector, and my very few other friends being attention-demanding. And by few I mean like...one, heh. Unless you count the guys Hector knows, one of them at least seems to like hanging out with me though. Probably because I have a lot of video games. XD
Oh really? Maybe I should save that for the trip. Hey, the tall comment was one too! You just decided not to take it that way!
See, this is why I need to get Hector on my good side, if his friends get to visit you. What's so special about that guy? I'll try to emulate him.
Alone is probably best. Some demands might be a little awkward with Hector around. It wasn't a compliment, it was a statement. There's definitely a difference there.
Yeah...I don't really think you want to emulate anything like Hector's friends; they're sorta scary. Pretty sure the Corbin guy is actually going to kill me one day and film it so he can like...sell it to the masses into that stuff. Scaaary. So if I suddenly disappear one day...just don't go buying any underground movies, yikes.
Besides, he still sat there and watched us play games; this is how paranoid Hector is. So, yeah, it would probably take a lot of impressing to get him to let you even come over here.
Most demands are awkward with Hector around, he's good at looming and making people feel weird. It's not his fault though. Okay, so...saying the fact that tall works for you; that counts?
He seemed a little quiet and intense when he worked with me that one time. Doesn't exactly seem like a social butterfly, no. But I doubt Hector would let him hurt you. If he and Hector are as close as you say they are, maybe Hector can convince Corbin not to give you such a hard time.
I like a challenge.
Exactly. And I really don't want to deal with a voyeur, no. Of course. Ridiculously tall can't work on everyone, after all.
I think it's hot.
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Too creepy? Unfortunately I'm probably pretty creepy; I do live in a horror movie set and study embalming, heh. And hey, people usually call me young in the bad way, that's a nice change. XD Just so charming, aren't you?
You really are, actually, heh. I'm glad Hector's not around to see me look stupid right now.
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Aren't you full of compliments? You don't have to stop there, really. I'll listen.
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Not that I still really get the whole death fetish idea, but hey, I bet Hector would.
Shameless. XP
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I can set the lecture up. It'd probably have to be at Purple Passion, though. Would Hector be comfortable visiting a sex shop, or no?
Guilty as charged. But can you blame me? I'm used to getting compliments from the above-mentioned creepy guys. Attention from you is definitely preferred.
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But then again I don't want weird old guys hitting on me anyway.
Oh I would love to see him go somewhere like that! I sooo would! Would he actually do it? Not sure, but I would certainly try to encourage him into the idea, yes. He's not as difficult to talk into things as he likes to think he is.
But you already have my attention, what, you need compliments too?
Hmm...you're very...impressively tall? XP
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Cool. The lecture'll probably have to be near the end of June, though. They usually want to know a couple months in advance about classes/lectures so they can give people time to pre-register.
If attention's all you can give, I'll definitely take it.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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That'll give me time to figure out how to convince Hector this is a good idea.
Hey! XD Well, I could try harder, but you're being mean! -snerk-
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I'm mean again? Want me to make it up to you?
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Oh, but I know this, after years and years of social ostracization.
So eager, haha. And no, you don't have to; I wouldn't make sure demands!
You're fun to talk to, that's a compliment, yes?
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I wouldn't mind. I'd give you one free demand to use at your leisure.
It is, yes.
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Oh really? Maybe I should save that for the trip.
Hey, the tall comment was one too! You just decided not to take it that way!
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Alone is probably best. Some demands might be a little awkward with Hector around.
It wasn't a compliment, it was a statement. There's definitely a difference there.
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So if I suddenly disappear one day...just don't go buying any underground movies, yikes.
Besides, he still sat there and watched us play games; this is how paranoid Hector is. So, yeah, it would probably take a lot of impressing to get him to let you even come over here.
Most demands are awkward with Hector around, he's good at looming and making people feel weird. It's not his fault though.
Okay, so...saying the fact that tall works for you; that counts?
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I like a challenge.
Exactly. And I really don't want to deal with a voyeur, no.
Of course. Ridiculously tall can't work on everyone, after all.
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It's bound to be one, that's for sure.
He's not that bad,, voyeur is a little intense. XD
Ah...yes...you are...very tall...uh..huh.
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