Biking, aliens and old ppl

[lackingquality]

I used to bike a fucking insane amount, like 50 miles a week. I went to a cycling class thinking it would all be crazy easy. The class was run by some anorexic bitch who kept screaming into her headset "KEEP GOING, OK....GET READY FOR UPHILL... OK, YOU CAN DO IT... " while playing some really bad music. I dont think she was human, but some sort of

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[pinkvinylangel]

You should have shouted, "Hey look, was that Connie Francis in the lobby?" and see if he took of...

[lackingquality]

i had to google who the fuck was connie francis. funny. *returns to blankly staring at screen*

[pinkvinylangel]

sorry for the obscure reference. She was the only singer who came to mind. And the ONLY reason I remember her is that line from the film The Craft where the mom wants a jukebox that plays nothing but Connie Francis records. ^____^