How many of you remember these-or was my mother just mean?

[lackam]

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle

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[chaotic_binky]

My mother has said so many of these things - she still talks in cliches!

Hugs Binky xxx