Helping hide bodies and buying porn are very kind deeds! I can't imagine why they would take points away from you for those... And can you grant me citizenship whilst ruling Canada? I'll give you tea and cookies...
Methinks Santa needs to update his system for awarding points. :)
I would but I was overthrown for being far too boring. Apparently they wanted a more antagonistic ruler - they enjoy hating their political leaders as it gives them something to whine about. :( Sorry about your citizenship. Damn, cos I'd really like some cookies and tea...
You're welcome. I'd say 'anytime' but I only have one left now. You don't know what to get your step sister's for Christmas? How about one of your own organs?
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*accepts halo polish gratefully and starts scrubbing*
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Do you perhaps need another tin? ;)
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I would but I was overthrown for being far too boring. Apparently they wanted a more antagonistic ruler - they enjoy hating their political leaders as it gives them something to whine about. :( Sorry about your citizenship. Damn, cos I'd really like some cookies and tea...
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*Must plot another way to get out of the US...*
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Ah, can I ask: is it really that bad? Good luck with the plotting to get out of the US. Is there any other way I could help with your situation?
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I am useless and couldn't post mine, but it did say I'd been very naughty and deserved a spanking.
Hahaha.
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Hahaha, from Santa?
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:(
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♥
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