Skittle is missing and Oreo came in with a big bump on her head last night. :( I miss that annoying little kitty. She is really friendly so maybe somebody started petting her and she stayed at their house last night.

Sophia: "So Jean happens to be lesbian. Some people like cats, some people like dogs. Personally, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat!" And who could hate a show about some crazy old ladies that eat chocolate cheesecake in the middle of the night?? Mmmmm, chocolate cheesecake. Now I have the damn theme song stuck in my head..."thank you for ( Read more... )

Miss America sucks.

I got a blister from mowing the lawns. Owie. I guess I've turned into a weenie. Hey, I just realized that I can buy the cool Band-Aids now! I can go get some bitchin' Spiderman ones and tell everyone they're for my kid. Sweet. I think I'm gonna go do that right now.

Actually not weird. I have to be in a wedding tomorrow. I didn't get picked to be in the jury. Yay!!!! I'm ineligible for jury duty for a whole year. Double Yay! I feel all lethargic today. Somebody buy my house? Please, please?? Just throwing that out there. Okay, too tired to type. You know it's bad when you're too tired to type. Damn ice cream ( Read more... )

Story from Fresno

I would so thank my pilot for this if I was on that flight!

What a weird and exhausting day I have had. I'll write all about it tomorrow when I have the energy to type. I walked for an hour with an uruly dog and an equally unruly stroller.

I especially enjoyed the part where someone pointed out that she wore leather in a land that worships cows.

That last post actually worked! I know this is hardly impressive to the rest of you masters of html but I'm excited. Thanks for the help Kelly!