I had a wonderful day full of lovely friends, laughs and fabulous gifts. My entire diet was junk food. There was a half gallon of spilled cat water and a bit of destruction. Sorry Em! Let me not forget three guitars and a harmonica. Oh that harmonica. Two cute kitties and a guy who tried to run me over. I just don't have the energy to write about ( Read more... )

That my mobile home has a heated kitchen floor? I have no idea why this happens but it is sort of nice to wake up to a toasty floor. Except since the floor is warm I'm guessing that heat is being wasted under the trailer.

"Shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor rich, drunk mother in the Caribbean. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom ( Read more... )

When I was in the Super Wal~Mart yesterday I was in the bread aisle and spied a lady with a medium sized dog in her shopping cart. I find it quite disgusting that someone would bring their dog into a store that sells food. I love animals but ew. When I used to work at Home Depot people used to walk their dogs in there and they would just leave the ( Read more... )

you should do this...it is funny.

Holy crap it's cold. I can't wait for summer again.

this is disturbing.

Today is Braeden's first birthday! I'm so excited! And I slept so well that my throat hurts from snoring. Today is gonna be great! I can't believe he is a year old already. Time flies when you're getting old!

"I know a thing or two about a thing or two." -Marty Gault.

I just finished talking to Marty for three hundred and thirty something minutes. It is so fun to talk to him because he always makes me laugh, is chock full of fancy advice and I don't have to worry about putting my foot in my mouth.

Off to bed with me.

Feety pajamas for adults