Cheap ass voice/text mailbox

[lacerta_ortus]

This is Caiman. Leave a message at the beep -

And for god's sake, don't leave your meal orders for the Hungry Bug here, that's a different number!

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Call listed to a public phone.

[scimmiadigomma]

Hi Mr. Caiman! It's Luffy! I'm totally ready to interview whenever you want! I promise I'll be the best!

So uh.... Call me back whenever you get the chance.

Um. This phone's number is- err....

555-0343. I'll be waiting!!

[lacerta_ortus]

...Wait, that's a public phone. How are you gonna pick this- nevermind.

Anyway, come in ASAP. Don't have time for the interview, we'll just hire you on now and decide if we want to keep you. Business is picking up too quick to wait any longer.

[scimmiadigomma]

I'LL BE THERE RIGHT AWAY!

*Sound of Phone being dropped and swinging against the Plexiglas phone-booth wall.

[ voicemail ]

[skrullactually]

Hey, Caiman, this is Teddy Altman.

Listen, I was curious if you could help me out with something. Me and Billy and his brother, you see, we're looking for a place to live. And, well, I've been thinking about what you said the other day about this town and the mafia and stuff, and well. We don't really know this place well enough, but we really want to try to stay clear as best we can.

Any suggestions where would be the right area to find a place? The last thing I want is to wake up in the morning and have to wade knee-deep through dead bodies to get to work. Also,well, I don't want to put Billy in any danger.

Thanks. Um. I'll see you in the morning, then.

☆-- voicemail.

[thebearstars]

Caiman, this is Hokuto.

I'm sorry to bother you so suddenly, but I need a favor. I know you probably see a lot of people in an out of the Hungry Bug every day, so I need your help identifying someone.

She is a young girl, possibly between her late teens and early twenties, with pink hair. When I saw her, she was wearing a black and purple dress.

Ring any bells?

☆-- voicemail.

[lacerta_ortus]

Oh, her? I don't have her name right now, but she's hard to miss. She was in during the Dragon Boat festival, along with that guy who looks pretty much identical to my waiter's boyfriend or something. She and said guy were having themselves plenty of fun in the shop, which I was ready to throw their ass out for. Thankfully, they decided to take it back home.

Gimme about thirty minutes or so, I can get her name.

☆-- text message.

[thebearstars]

i appreciate the help! ♥ please take your time.

☆-- text message.

[lacerta_ortus]

Got it - it's Jinx. Don't know if she has a last name, or if it's one of those first name deals, but she's a pink haired teenager named Jinx, should be a cinch to find her.

Any reason you asking in particular?

☆-- voicemail.

[thebearstars]

Caiman, it's me.

My sixth sense has been tingling lately. Just calling to see if everything is all right, and if there's any news about that boy Teddy. Take care.

Re: ☆-- voicemail.

[lacerta_ortus]

I'm fine, other than having to hire a new waiter. No idea about the kid, though. Not even his boyfriend knows where the fuck he is. And that pink haired girl you're after is trying to find him too. Shit is fucked up, to say the least. Which made friday not work out, sorry.

How're things on your end?

Re: ☆-- voicemail.

[thebearstars]

It seems people having been inquiring about Ichimaru Gin, of the House Monacello as well. It's odd, these sudden disappearances. I'm trying to keep my boys safe, until things settle down. I'm sorry about Teddy-- he seemed like a good person.

Don't worry about Friday. I'll take a rain check.

[lacerta_ortus]

Ichimaru Gin... wait a fucking minute, I know that guy! He orders my Gyoza all the time! Isn't he, like, king shit in Monacello?! And now he's just gone and disappeared?

Man, this shit is fucked up.

[resolute_edge]

Hey. I know that you don't know me, but this is Zoro, Luffy's roommate. I know he works for you, and I haven't seen him for a few days, so I was wondering if you've seen him around lately.

Thanks.

[lacerta_ortus]

Ah, Jesus, Luffy, just hadta make the whole deal more complicated...

Yeah, I've seen him. Been trying to make sure people don't see him for a little while, since a buncha dickholes went and beat the shit outta the kid.

[resolute_edge]

Shit. 'Least I know he's not dead. Listen, you need any help with any of that crap, you can give me a call. Good luck in keeping the kid hidden.