If This Is the First Time We've Met, and You're Trying to Get into My Pants: A Guide

[labrysinthe]

Dear Diary,
Men are stupid.
Apologies to those who aren't. Will you please relay the following to your less-gifted brothers?

If this is the first time we have met, and you want into my pants:

1. Do not continually ask if "we are cool." Especially do not ask if I am cool. Because I am.1 :D
2. Do not ask if you can kiss me. If you gotta ask, you can't.
3. Do not

Comments

[missjanette]

ew ew ew.

I like for the men that I am sleeping with to make with the dirty talk, but not the first time we meet. ew.

[labrysinthe]

exactly. don't get me wrong, i ain't no prim pair of white gloves and will get as Mac Nasty as anyone else IF I AM SO MOVED. i just happen to like mutual seduction with some style, not a pathetic, manipulative game o' grabass.

it isn't about entitlement. it's not even about "earning" your way in. this is not a transaction. sex is a free expression. helps if it looks like you're not just out for a free ruboff.

he was doing just fine being himself, then he had to turn into an octopus. lame.

[puffenstein]

LOL Very good advice for the fellas. ;)

[kenazfact]

GOOD TIMES!!!

[droot6681]

and in this case the answer to number 6 would be...with you? NOPE!

[rikochan9]

1. You fucking crack me up!
2. What the hell is WRONG with people?!